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What a blockbuster carnival it was on Wednesday, September the 10th-oh, do mark your calendars! Investors engaged in a veritable tug-of-war for both bitcoin and ether funds, resulting in an inflow day that might have even made Poseidon himself envious.
Joao Wedson, that ever-so-cautious oracle of the crypto world, has raised a rather titter-worthy eyebrow. His latest musings suggest that this recent glittering ascent might just be a mirage in the desert of digital currency.
In an utterly riveting regulatory communiqué released on the 9th of September (not that anyone would miss a fall day in Brazil), Méliuz proclaimed its newfound pastime: selling cash-secured Bitcoin put options. Just think, dear reader! They’re hoping to rake in what they cheekily dub ‘Bitcoin Yield’-a term that dances off the tongue with the grace of a prima ballerina. 💃
On September 9, 2025, Ripple officially announced its alliance with BBVA-nothing says “we’re serious” like a formal press release. This monumental deal signals Ripple’s grand entrance into Europe’s financial stage. What does that mean for the average Spaniard? Well, BBVA is launching a crypto-asset trading and custody service, providing a VIP access pass to the likes of Bitcoin and Ethereum, making the wild west of digital currencies a little less chaotic. And of course, Ripple’s secure infrastructure is at the heart of it all, ensuring everything runs like a well-oiled machine (or so they hope).
The Bureau of Labor Statistics, that austere bureaucrat, unveiled CPI’s 2.9% annual climb on September 11th, its numbers as dreary as a gray October sky. Core CPI, stripped of its food-and-energy theatrics, lingered at 3.1%, while jobless claims and revised payrolls painted a portrait of economic confusion more baffling than a Tolstoyan subplot.
The benevolent society behind Avalanche finds itself in rather advanced conversations with magnanimous investors, intent upon founding one digital-asset treasury enterprise and transforming another into a kindred establishment, as so diligently noted by the FT report. It is expected these negotiations might reach their culmination in the forthcoming weeks. Pray, both endeavours are aimed at none other than the esteemed American institutional investors. Astonishingly, the Avalanche Foundation has elected to maintain a silence on the matter, as the FT scribes were quick to add.
Avalanche [AVAX], that restless wanderer of the cryptoverse, sustained its journey through a weeklong price revelation, finally breaching the boundaries of expectation. With the zeal of a soldier in spring, it surged 10.93% to that lofty peak, before a contemplative backstep to $28.69 at our moment’s pause.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics, those tireless scribes of the everyday absurdity, announced on September 11 a 0.4% jump in the Consumer Price Index. A monthly climb that left July’s meek 0.2% shaking in its boots and sent core inflation – that ruthless fellow who ignores the whimsy of food and energy prices – up by 0.3%. An annual rise of 3.1%, no less. As if the world isn’t already spinning fast enough.
Bitcoin is flirting with three-week highs as the US CPI data hits the sweet spot.
And what a day it is! All 20 assets in this illustrious index are trading higher-yes, even the ones you secretly doubted would ever see the light of profitability. A veritable miracle, or perhaps just another Wednesday in the crypto circus. 🎪
