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MYX Finance just went from “meh” to “OMG” after Gate.io listed it. Price jumped from $0.177 to $18 in a blink-faster than you can say “I should’ve invested in 2017.” 🚀 But let’s not get carried away: RSI at 97 is like a yoga instructor’s flexibility. It can’t keep doing that forever. 💸

So, on the 6H chart that ZAYK Charts whipped up-because who else has time for daily charts?-Floki has finally broken out of this falling wedge pattern that’s been holding it hostage since late July. The breakout happened around $0.000095 to $0.000097, a place sellers used to guard like it was the last slice of pizza at a party. But hey, it’s broken through! Now we’re *supposed* to think this means bullish continuation-kind of like telling yourself you’re “definitely” going to the gym tomorrow. Sure, why not?

But lo! Amidst this short-term tango of indecision, there lies a glimmer of hope for the long-term romantics. Enter Darkfost, the analyst extraordinaire, who whispers sweet nothings about the 30-day average Coin Days Destroyed (CDD). Apparently, it has cooled off like a lukewarm cup of tea, halving from its peak. Could this mean the great Long-Term Holder Exodus is waning? If so, Bitcoin might just catch its breath before embarking on yet another moonshot. Or not. 😊

Now, my curious companions, let’s ponder how this enchanting twist will tickle the fancy of cryptocurrencies, particularly our whimsical friend XRP. Some analysts shake their heads, insisting that those long-term holders might just be laughing all the way to the bank. Others, however, are convinced that lower rates will send a plume of new investors rising like the perfect soufflé! 🥳✨

On the fateful morning of September 9, Dogecoin shot up 5%, peaking at the grand sum of $0.2471 before plopping down contentedly at $0.2465. This feat, fueled by rumors, hopes, and possibly too much coffee, had traders everywhere clutching their phone screens with delight and mild confusion.

Ah, the world of CoinDesk Indices-a veritable charade of market flutter and flit, where fortunes flutter by like wayward butterflies in an ethereal garden of digital coins.

According to the grand announcement, Revolut has been granted two rather important regulatory licenses: Stored Value Facilities and Retail Payment Services (Category II). This means they can officially join the ranks of digital payment providers in the UAE, a role they seem to have been born to play. After all, a company that already boasts over 60 million customers globally must know a thing or two about making financial dreams come true. 🌐

This here hullabaloo gets kicked up a notch ’cause the big brain behind Pi, Dr. Chengdiao Fan, is fixin’ to jaw a spell at the TOKEN2049 shindig in Singapore come October 1st and 2nd, 2025. She’ll be jawin’ ’bout how that blockchain whatchamacallit can turn into somethin’ folks might actually use in the real world – maybe even rope a lasso ’round that elusive Web3.

CryptoQuant, that ever-watchful oracle behind glowing screens, reveals a retreat of these colossal whales, these titans of the deep who once ruled the waves with their massive nets and iron wills. Now, the scene belongs to the many smaller hands-retail traders-pilfering poke-sized chunks of the market with a most curious enthusiasm.

And how does this affect Best Wallet and its darling token, $BEST? Oh, dear reader, prepare for a tale of innovation, ambition, and just a dash of chaos.