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Behold, Pendle [PENDLE]-once a humble peasant amongst DeFi fiefs-now dons the illustrious robes of financial grandeur!

The news sent the K token plummeting faster than a wizard who’s just been told his beard is “so last season.” That’s an 85% nosedive in 24 hours, folks. If that doesn’t scream “financial drama,” I don’t know what does. 📉

What dawned as a potentially monumental break in the XRP/BTC fabric has unfolded into nothing more than the shape of a weary double tap-much like an old playboy’s second waltz, spinning tales of fortitude more than truth. This shape whispers gently that the momentum has been sapped, leaving only echoes of hopeful beginnings in its wake.

quantum-safe cryptography paired with crypto-agility – lattice- or hash-based signatures might serve as the proper corset, holding stablecoins’ delicate figures upright against such an assault.

On Sunday, September 7, Bill bravely ventured onto X (because why not, everyone else is) to smack down a trendy media post that labeled him the “Coinbase lawyer.” I mean, is that anyone’s title these days? “Coinbase Lawyer” sounds like a real-estate agent’s business card-something that makes you want to run for the hills.

Four days ago, WLFI was chilling at $0.16 before deciding to channel its inner elevator with an ascending channel move all the way up to a local high of $0.2446. Fancy, huh?

Despite a weak NFP print that left traders scratching their heads like confused chickens, Bitcoin stands firm above $110,500. 🏋️‍♂️ Cryptowzrd notes that the market is as indecisive as a child in a candy store, but the fundamentals are whispering sweet nothings in BTC’s ear. Macroeconomic factors, those sneaky puppeteers, are pulling the strings, keeping the bullish flame flickering. 🔥

Picture this: for an entire week, XRP has tiptoed within a tightrope of $2.8 and $2.9. It’s as if it’s an indecisive cat, perched atop a fence, contemplating whether to leap into yonder garden or simply bathe in the sunlight. And yes, it’s managed to cling to the dizzy heights of $2.8-what a feat! 🐱

Indeed, it seems that the illustrious ARK Invest, under the discerning eye of Ms. Wood, has decided to fortify its position in the crypto realm with a substantial purchase of BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR) and the crypto exchange Bullish, the proud parent of CoinDesk, across three of its actively managed ETFs.

Despite predictions for a surge due to expectations of looser monetary policies, Bitcoin’s primary cryptocurrency still struggles to rise above $112,000. This lack of movement hints at a possible further drop in price.