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ZKsync’s price shot up like a rocket, jumping from $0.028 to $0.085 faster than a cat on a hot tin roof. Now it’s hovering around $0.060, sweating bullets over whether it can hold onto the $0.050-$0.055 support. 📈🔥
Bitcoin, that most enigmatic of assets, experienced a nocturnal resurgence, as if the very air of the market had been stirred by the faintest whisper of hope.
What’s so special ‘bout this fuzzy pup that investors-the same folks who once bit their knuckles over Bitcoin at $10k-are now droolin’ over like it’s fried chicken on Sunday? And how long can this fever last before the fever swamp boils over? Let’s take a slow, skeptical stroll down this dirt road. 🌾🕵️♂️
The blockchain gulag reveals its latest prisoners-Aptos, Arbitrum, StarkNet-soon to be released into the wild between November 10 and 16. Will they survive, or will the market swallow them whole like a hungry bear?
So, here’s the scoop: two of these Bitcoin behemoths started shuffling their millions-worth of BTC onto exchanges back in October, like they were cleaning out their digital closets. By November, they’d unloaded over 16,000 BTC – that’s $1.7 billion, give or take a yacht or two. 🚢 But just when everyone thought the selling might slow down, surprise! One whale came back for round two, like a crypto version of “I’ll take the rest.” 🐋🔄
Ethereum, that bastion of early adopters and regretful JPEGs, boasts over 269 million addresses. It’s a number. A very large number. BNB Chain, clinging on for dear life, has 260 million, and apparently gained 4.6% last month. Which is good, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing. Lower fees, they say. Which basically means you can make more mistakes for less money. 💸
In a tête-à-tête with CoinDesk, Horsley confided that in traditional finance, “the death of an ETF is apathy”-a most dull and pedestrian demise. XRP, however, seemed to him more alive than a carnival at midnight. Its devotees, waving their digital banners and chanting in code, would surely ensure an ETF’s lively debut.
Behold the mighty triggers of this undulating ride: whispers of peace in the Oval Office (the government’s financial mogul finally donning pantaloons!) and a scribe’s publication by the illustrious Donald J. Trump himself. 🕊️📜
