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This self-proclaimed “Pied Piper of Price Action” (153,100 X followers strong!) claims gold’s just *loitering* near a magical trendline since 2024. Because nothing says “financial genius” like waiting two years for a chart line to wink back. 😏

In a remarkable twist of fate, OKB (OKB) has ascended to a lofty height of $140, marking a 220% increase from its nadir earlier this year. This meteoric rise has inflated its market capitalization to a staggering $2.9 billion, while daily trading volume has surged to a robust $330 million. Yet, as the old adage goes, what goes up must come down, and this rally may be teetering on the brink of collapse as the funding rate takes a nosedive.

Gateway, that’s the contraption Circle built, spits in the face of all that once was labyrinthine. A single balance, neat as a new penny, works across Arbitrum, Avalanche, Base, Ethereum, Optimism, Polygon, and Unichain. Even more, like the mysterious Arc network, are coming soon – because why stop when you’re on a roll?

BTC’s descent below the 50-day SMA ($115,870) reads like a cursed scroll. Chart-watchers, armed with head-and-shoulders formations, now eye $112K like vultures circling a wildebeest. Should this level crumble? Behold, the abyss yawns at $108K-or worse, $105,150! 🚨

So yeah, Chainlink has entered what I’d call its “decisive bullish phase,” which sounds impressive until you remember that crypto can turn on a dime faster than Larry David deciding whether or not to upgrade his flip phone. The breakout above the value area high apparently confirms structural strength and market demand. Translation: People are buying, but who knows why?

WazirX is moving closer to recovery after a devastating $234 million hack in July 2024, as over 95% of voting creditors have approved a revised restructuring plan. This milestone comes months after the Singapore High Court initially rejected an earlier proposal. Its approval is a new ray of hope to the affected users who potentially can get their compensation within 10 days in case the court approves the new scheme. This information was posted on the WazirX official X account.

Ah, the ever-elusive Bitcoin volatility! It seems to be preparing for a grand performance ahead of Fed Chair Powell’s speech on Friday. 🎭

According to the sagacious analysis of the illustrious Javon Marks, the price action of Dogecoin hath fashioned a series of higher lows since 2024, a most promising development. One might say it is akin to a gentleman’s careful steps upon a dance floor-each movement calculated, each low a testament to the enduring strength of its supporters. 🕺

Our astute analyst, The Long Investor, has pointed out with the fervor of a prophet that Cardano’s price chart has indeed confirmed this golden cross. This technical marvel signifies a shift in the long-term trend, favoring the bulls, much like a well-timed joke that lightens the mood in a tense gathering. This signal, coinciding with a breakout from a double bullish wedge, creates a rare alignment of technicals, suggesting that momentum is beginning to transition into a sustained upward phase, much to the delight of those who have dared to dream.

The daily chart, my dear readers, tells a tale of woe and wiggle. A sharp rejection at $124,517 (ouch! 😣) has left our hero in a downtrend, with lower highs and declining closes. It’s like watching a tightrope walker who’s had one too many cups of tea. ☕ A volume spike confirms the crowd’s panic, while recent candles hesitate at the $112,000-$113,000 support zone. Will it hold? Or will Bitcoin take a tumble into the $110,000 pit of despair? Only time (and Powell’s speech) will tell. ⏳