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Announced with the pomp of a royal decree on September the 2nd, the company’s big shot board proudly proclaims their new financial stratagem: “Bitcoin is our new best friend, an eternal hedge, a promises-ky-fest of blockchain bling,” or words close to that effect. They’re committed-devoted, even!-to amassing a shiny reserve of Bitcoin, aiming to build a “robust” digital fortress. Truly, what better foundation for investor confidence than a digital puppy? 🐶💎

This isn’t just some flashy press release; Emirates means business. The partnership promises to let you pay for tickets, upgrades, and even those overpriced peanuts on board with your favorite cryptos. Bitcoin, Ethereum, stablecoins-you name it. It’s almost poetic: an airline soaring into the blockchain era, while most of us are still trying to explain what a “smart contract” is to our confused uncles. 😅

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According to the cryptic prophets at crypto.news, VELO was trading at a cool $0.013 as of September 3. At that rate, it’s nosedived 13.4% in a week and is now 64% below its year-high. Yep, your favorite token is basically the Miami Heat of crypto-full of heart, but currently on a downward spiral. 🔥⬇️

One can almost picture the scene: KuCoin, armed with its advanced technology, standing tall like a knight in shining armor; 1Matrix, the local hero, managing resources with the finesse of a seasoned maestro; and VBA, the wise old sage, handling policy advocacy and standardization with the grace of a swan gliding across a serene lake. Together, they aim to support Vietnam’s 2025-2030 Blockchain Strategy, a document so thrilling it makes one want to don a monocle and sip a fine brandy while contemplating the future of the digital economy.

The fifth annual survey, a gathering of 537 souls from the industry, paints a picture of a world where tokenization, AI, and faster settlements are the new frontier. It’s a tale of progress, or perhaps just the same old story with a digital veneer. The report’s pages hum with the promise of digital assets, yet the question lingers: will these tokens truly free the markets, or just bind them to a new set of chains?

MadWhale (not an actual whale, as far as the public record shows) has eyeballed Dogecoin’s charts and spotted all kinds of bad vibes. It’s not just the usual crypto drama; there’s actual talk about Dogecoin cutting down how many coins get minted. Remember: Dogecoin’s supply is like your favorite pizza joint-unlimited slices. Theoretically infinite inflation, yum! 🍕 But if the miners (the folks who keep the Doge machine running) get paid less per coin, fewer new Dogecoins will enter the market.

Back in May 2025, Pi was trading at a lofty $1.20, but by August, it had plummeted to a measly $0.33. Welcome to the rollercoaster of crypto! 🎢💸 Still, at its peak, it briefly hit $2.90. For believers, that’s like finding a $20 bill in your old jeans – *obviously* a sign of greatness. 🧵

Michael Saylor, the man who probably dreams in blockchain, remains optimistic. “Even if Bitcoin dips 10%? No problem! It’s just a ‘correction’-like a bad haircut but for your portfolio!” 💸

Last Tuesday, the Ethereum staking entry queue fetched a splendid figure: 860,369 ETH, valued at a whopping $3.7 billion-a veritable sea of digital gold waiting patiently to be locked in. One might say, it’s as if everyone suddenly decided to sport top hats and monocles to join the queue.