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Общий сгоревший объем – порядка 410 триллионов токенов. И, нате-радуйтесь, – он практически не изменился за последние месяцы, несмотря на все эти огненные показатели ежедневных сжигов. Сжигать миллионы токенов ежедневно при общем запасе в почти 589 триллионов – всё равно что сгонять муху с корабля. Это не имеет никакого смысла, потому что эффект, как и в старой поговорке, – как капля в море (а море злая и черная, кому она нужна?).

As it turns out, the company’s higher-ups are still pondering whether holding digital assets on its balance sheet would be the best use of its precious resources. Because, of course, why wouldn’t you want to overthink this for months? 🧠💸

Cryptocurrency wallet provider Tangem announces the launch of Tangem Pay, a self-custodial virtual Visa card that allows users to spend USDC anywhere. 🧙‍♂️

According to the nosy folks at Lookonchain, Ethereum whales collectively gobbled more than 323,000 ETH (around $1.12 billion) in the past 48 hours. This feast followed a wave of liquidations that wiped out $39 million in long positions on Binance-the biggest flush since October’s spooky season! 🎃💸

Franklin Templeton launches its tokenized U.S. Government Money Fund for professional investors, marking the first project under the HKMA’s new Fintech 2030 plan 🤯

Market analysts, bless their optimistic hearts, concede that although the sellers have thrown a grand tantrum, the underlying trend remains as stubborn as a village dog refusing to come inside. They dare to insist that ETH can saunter its way back to the lofty heights of $5,000 by year’s end, like a dreamer chasing butterflies in a field of wildflowers.

During a recent chat with Fox Business, Suarez acted like he’s a crypto wizard, waving away price swings with the grace of a man who’s never had to sell a coin. “I’m not worried,” he said. “I’m just here for the long game… and the 300% gains. You know, the real money.”

But then-a miracle!-up from the depths sprang HYPE, like Prince Myshkin returning from his faint, hair disheveled but soul unbroken. A 7% surge! A rally! Now hovering near $40, as if to say: “Dear comrades, I have not perished. The people still believe.”

Everyone’s walking on eggshells, tiptoeing around the broader market’s melodramatic pullback like it’s a soap opera. Suspense, tears, and maybe some popcorn. 🍿

According to data from Growthepie (because who doesn’t trust a pie-themed data company?), there was a glorious moment where Ethereum processed 24,192 transactions in just ONE SECOND. Can you say “speed demon”? I mean, sure, that sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, but it’s real, baby!