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As of November 9, 2025, the illustrious BTC parades at $101,800, a price so lofty it might make even a seasoned Lambo-owner blush. This resurgence follows a week of volatility so dramatic, it would’ve made Oscar Wilde himself clutch his pearls. Brief flirtations with $99,376? Merely a prank by market jesters. The true punchline? Bulls, armed with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, have reclaimed their throne.

But hold onto your hats, folks, because Egrag Crypto-a fella who’s about as long-winded as a Twain novel but knows his charts-says XRP’s got a trick up its sleeve. Despite the snooze-fest of a slowdown, the token’s chart looks as resilient as a cockroach after the apocalypse. Egrag’s waving his hands about the “fifth wave,” claiming it’ll be more explosive than a firecracker in a gunpowder factory. 🌋💥

Ledger, a humble blacksmith forging hardware wallets for the crypto cowboys, had its best harvest yet in 2025. The fields were ripe with fear, as hackers rode in like bandits, stealing $2.2 billion in the first half alone. More than all of 2024! 🤠🔥

On the ninth day of November, Yu Xian, the sage of SlowMist, proclaimed that his vigilant sentinels had uncovered a burgeoning plague of victims, all ensnared by the malevolent clutches of a cabal known as Eleven Drainer. 📅🕵️‍♂️

This ain’t the first rodeo for the bulls and bears. The market’s been a seesaw since time immemorial, but lately, it’s more like a broken seesaw-lopsided and unpredictable. On-chain data, that modern-day oracle, whispers of a possible price plunge. Whether it’s a storm or just a drizzle remains to be seen, but the air’s definitely got that “something’s coming” vibe.

Oh, how the RWA stack thickens! It’s like a scrumptious buffet of private credit, tokenized Treasuries, commodities, and alternative funds – all served up piping hot onchain. Meanwhile, stablecoins are stumbling, their pegs slipping like a bad pair of socks in a wet shower. Can’t win ‘em all, eh? Stablecoin drama!

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In a recent tête-à-tête with FOX News on a Friday in late November, CZ, ever the picture of genteel surprise, admitted to getting more startled than a startled tophat in a room filled with jugglers upon hearing he’s been pardoned. Merely three years prior, in the tumultuous days of 2023, CZ found himself in the company of the unpleasant upon pleading guilty to those dastardly anti-money-laundering transgressions.

On-chain data from CryptoQuant-that modern oracle of the digital age-reveals a tale as old as time itself: long-term holders, those stoic guardians of the crypt, have been cashing in their chips. Yet, the market, once a voracious beast, now yawns indifferently, its appetite for their sell-offs waning. A tragedy? Perhaps. A comedy? Most certainly. 🎭📉

As the fourth quarter unfolds like a dark comedy, we witness a curious psychological schism. Realized losses spiral upwards, and the once-daring traders now cling desperately to profit-taking. In this light, expecting another gallant ride akin to Q3 seems akin to trusting a swan to win a rowboat race.