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According to some fancy report from the Financial Times – because who else? – these giants have roughly doubled their European stash. Who knew size actually mattered? Apparently, these firms are now calling the shots with over $4.9 trillion. That’s more zeroes than most of us can even dream of a good night’s sleep about.
Now, under this shiny new MOOV2 upgrade, only those with the golden ticket (i.e., whitelisted addresses) can directly submit resolution proposals. For everyone else, it’s like being at a fancy party without an invitation-unless, of course, you can tag one of the chosen ones to submit on your behalf. But fear not, dear readers, for the rest of us can still play detective and dispute any dodgy proposals we come across. It’s all about improving the quality of these proposals and, hopefully, cutting down on the squabbles, especially in those straightforward markets like sports or cryptocurrency prices. 🏆💰
In a recent strategy session, Cowen, addressing his legion of 917,000 YouTube acolytes, suggests that this largest of digital assets, akin to a phoenix rising from the ashes, may very well ascend to a cycle peak in a matter of mere months, all based on the whims of historical patterns. Ah, the irony of history repeating itself!
According to this eye-opening study, stablecoins are not just a passing fad; they’ve become the rock stars of the cryptocurrency world in Sub-Saharan Africa (SSA). Nigeria and South Africa are leading the charge in stablecoin adoption, while Ethiopia, Zambia, Mauritius, Kenya, and Ghana are experiencing a meteoric rise in stablecoin usage. Who knew that digital coins could be so popular? It’s like the new avocado toast of the financial world! 🥑💸
Let’s not be shy-time to wade in!
According to an SEC filing (because nothing screams “trust us” like government paperwork), this shiny new crypto darling plans to peddle 30 million shares, priced between $32 and $33. Market valuation? A modest $4.8 billion-just a small coffee budget for the crypto crowd, right?
This latest transaction, as one might expect, has swelled their coffers to a staggering 18,113 BTC, a treasure trove that would make even the most jaded pirate envious. 🏴☠️
But who, you ask, carries the lion’s share of this fabulous bounty? It is none other than Monsieur BlackRock, with his flamboyant iShares Ethereum Trust ETF (ETHA)-he slides $640 million across the table with a flourish fit for Versailles! Money tricks worthy of Harpagon himself! 💸
On Monday, ZORA decided it was tired of being a wallflower and jumped 50% to a shiny new all-time high of $0.145. Why? Well, because turning social media posts into tradable tokens is *so* 2025, obviously. Since its launch, over 2.06 million tokens have been minted-because who needs NFTs when you can tokenize your brunch pics? 🥑📈
Meanwhile, somewhere in Moscow, institutions gulped down BTC and ETH with the quiet desperation of men who have just discovered their wives read their telegrams.