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At the time of this writing (or should I say, scribbling?), Bitcoin traded at $119,868, up 0.96%, with a daily trading volume of $86.96 billion. Its dominance soared to 59.92%, because apparently, even cryptocurrencies have divas-and Bitcoin is undoubtedly the Beyoncé of blockchain.

On a date that could only be described as serendipitous-July 30, 2025-FG Nexus celebrated its grand entrance into the Ethereum cosmos. This date, you see, marks the tenth anniversary of Ethereum’s genesis block, which, in a fit of generosity, birthed a mere 6,400 ETH back in 2015. How quaint! 🎉

One cannot help but chuckle at the irony, for Binance’s dear founder, CZ, once proclaimed with the gravity of a Shakespearean soliloquy that TST was but a test token, a mere figment in a tutorial video. He assured us, with all the conviction of a man selling ice to Eskimos, that the private key had been deleted-a digital euthanasia, if you will. 🗝️💨

Selling pressure accelerated between 11:00 and 13:00 UTC, when trading volumes surged to between 1.12 trillion and 2.16 trillion tokens. One can only imagine the panic in the trading pits, with large holders rotating out of positions like a well-rehearsed chorus line. The sell-off drove BONK down 8% to a low of $0.00002554, testing the key technical support near $0.00002620. It was a sight to make even the most stoic investor reach for their smelling salts. 💦💔

But alas, this triumph is but a flicker in the gloom, for the RWA sector itself is a sinking ship, trailing behind its flashier blockchain brethren. 🌊

But why stop there? 🤑 The company, listed on the Euronext Growth Paris ($ALCPB), dreams of a utopia where it owns 3,000 BTC by the end of fiscal 2025-a mere whisper away on September 27th. And their grandest delusion? To clutch 1% of all Bitcoin by 2033. Ambition, thy name is greed! 😏 Since November, their Bitcoin yield has ballooned to a staggering 1,519.5% YTD. Numbers, numbers, numbers-the opium of the corporate soul.

Two additional transfers from Ripple contributed another 500 million tokens, bringing the grand total to a jaw-dropping $3.28 billion. The timing of these transactions, occurring outside the customary schedule, left many scratching their heads in confusion, as if they had just witnessed a cat performing ballet. 🐱💃

Now, at the time of this grand proclamation, Bitcoin (BTC) was strutting its stuff at a cool $120,130 on Binance, which is a mere 0.7% increase over the past week. It had recently flirted with the idea of hitting $122,335, and let’s not forget those nerve-wracking support zones around $102,200 and $92,876. You could practically hear the collective gasps of market participants as they clutched their pearls. 😱

As of Monday morning, Bitcoin price today sits at a jaw-dropping $122,084, up 3.4% in just 24 hours. It’s practically knocking on the door of its all-time high like an overeager salesman. Could this be the start of a new era? Or just another bubble waiting to burst? Only time-and perhaps a few more tweets-will tell.

But hark! Under a crooked streetlamp lurks Mr. Peter Schiff, a man whose moustache alone could be subpoenaed for pessimism. He waves a finger long enough to stir soup, crying, “Behold! More innocents tumble head-first into history’s most gargantuan pyramid of pixelated beans!” The townsfolk laugh, then glance nervously at their phones, for even laughter fears Wi-Fi lag. 📉