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As it stands, a staggering 36 billion XRP tokens remain locked away in Ripple’s vault, like a treasure chest guarded by a particularly grumpy dragon. 🐉

In a dramatic reveal on August 5, 2025, OpenAI made it clear that these models are live on platforms like Hugging Face. They’re basically trying to compete with their own paid models. How rebellious! But wait, they also promise that they’ve got your back when it comes to user safety. Well, isn’t that reassuring?

Kurnia Bijaksana, that sage of the crypto canyons, chimed in with a tale as old as time itself. Bitcoin, along with its rowdy cousins, the altcoins, took a spill last night-a sharp decline that sent traders scrambling like chickens in a thunderstorm. The culprit? A stubborn resistance zone near $115,000, as unyielding as a mule with a mind of its own. The rejection sparked a sell-off, a stampede across the crypto plains, leaving analysts to sift through the dust for clues.

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The daily chart shows our elusive star rallied from a modest $105,130 to flirt near $123,236 before quietly slipping back into its corner at around $114,000. Volume surged at the high notes, hinting at a bit of a redistribution – like passing the baton at a fancy dance – and now, it’s doing its double-top impression, with lower highs that suggest it’s playing hard to get. Resistance squads are lurking at $118,000-$120,000, while the ever-important support zone is at $112,000; a decisive tumble below might just cause a quick tumble – a real panic at the crypto disco. The near-term looks bearish, but unless the buyers step up and reclaim $118,000, it’s a game of wait and see. 🍸

Comrade SOL dreams of the Siberian sky of $350 while its own shadow barely stops trembling at $164.4. Another two-percent frostbite overnight; revolutionary cap now officially “hovering,” that favorite verb the Ministry of Euphemisms uses while interrogators pace outside with rulers.

538 . 53 million tokens circulate-each one a restless prisoner, eyeing the gates of the $200-billion camp, presently guarded by market bears with frozen cigars.

Over the past week, Pump.fun (PUMP) has seen a commendable rise of 23%, oscillating between $0.00246 and $0.00339. Its market cap stands tall at $1.19 billion, with a fully diluted valuation that could make one’s head spin-$3.36 billion, to be precise.

According to Coindesk’s latest Stablecoins & CBDCs Report, the stablecoin market has been on a 22-month growth streak, reaching an all-time high of $261 billion-a feat achieved despite (or perhaps because of?) the broader crypto market’s bullish antics. Bitcoin and Ethereum, those ever-charming rogues, stole much of the spotlight, causing stablecoins’ market share to dip slightly. But let’s not cry over spilled dominance; absolute value continues to climb, after all. 📈

One tiny, innocent-looking click, and poof! it’s like a magic trick – but instead of rabbits, it’s your cash disappearing faster than a bad haircut. The victim? Probably just looked at the first and last few characters, thinking, “Good enough!” Meanwhile, the scammer’s middle characters are hiding in plain sight, like a bad toupee. 🕵️‍♂️

The officers, keener than ever, confiscated the virtual loot from the bandits who’d converted pilfered funds into Bitcoin, only to watch in dismay as its value skyrocketed like a rocket powered by Elon Musk’s dreams. In a twist of fiscal fate, their haul outgrew the original theft, turning crime into an unintended benefactor of the UK treasury. Cue the dramatic music. 🎭