This Wild Crypto Stock Skyrocketed 1300%—Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Mining

The crypto mining industry, 2025: as calm as a Moscow traffic jam and twice as predictable. July: the month when the stats were made to be laughed at (or perhaps wept over). Galaxy Digital Holdings Ltd. reigns heavy with its $7.48 billion cap—though recently, its value has drifted like a government-issued ration card, down 0.97% for the day, 12.68% over just five despair-filled evenings. Next door, MARA Holdings discovers the cheat code, leaping 4.63% daily and 11.59% weekly; meanwhile, Core Scientific, Inc. drops like the thermometers in February: -5.46% and -18.72% for day and week. Ah, market capitalism—always dangling a carrot that proves to be a potato.

HYPE: The New Crypto Darling or Just Another Flash in the Pan? 🤔💰

In a mere 10 minutes, Hyperliquid managed to generate over $46,000 in protocol fees, a sum that would make even the most seasoned trader raise an eyebrow. Remarkably, 97% of this revenue was promptly redirected into buying back HYPE, a testament to the ecosystem’s native Assistance Fund, which diligently recycles protocol revenue into token support. Currently, over $1 million in HYPE is nestled in the fund’s reserves, with a live bid at $38.88 for another 257 tokens. This automated, on-chain support mechanism adds a defensive layer beneath the price, a luxury that most tokens can only dream of. 🛡️

Unlocking Bitcoin’s Hidden Secrets: What You Should Know Now! 😲💰

Those analytic whizzes over at Alphractal, bless their curious little hearts, reckon that if this cycle don’t play hooky this time, Bitcoin might just be sittin’ on a pile of gold with room to stretch its legs. Now, don’t y’all go puttin’ your life savings on the line just yet—no model can paint a foolproof future, but hey, this one’s been worth keeping an eye on like a hawk on a field mouse.

Bitcoin’s Tariff Tango: ETFs to the Rescue? 🎶💰

For years, Bitcoin (BTC) has been seen as a sturdy ship in the stormy seas of inflation and geopolitical turmoil. But now, the ship faces a new challenge: the shifting tides of U.S. trade policy. “It’s like the old days when the farmers had to worry about the weather, only now it’s the traders worrying about tariffs,” Kooner mused to crypto.news.

Circle & OKX Unveil Magical, Fee-Free USDC-USD Swaps—Bankers Roll Over in Their Graves 😂

Consider: Over 60 million denizens of OKX’s pixelated metropolis now enjoy what old money could only dream—instant, fee-free access to stablecoin liquidity. Once upon many yesterdays, converting boring old USD into its crypto-doppelganger required navigating an order book maze, leaping over obscene trading fees, and tiptoeing through UX nightmares. Now? The act is as easy as flicking dust off a moth-eaten tuxedo at the ball.

Blockchain Group’s Bitcoin Shares to Charm US Investors with OTCID Listing 🌟

According to the official press release, The Blockchain Group has chosen OTCID for its US listing because, well, it’s not as if they had a choice. But in all seriousness, it follows financial reporting standards compatible with Euronext Growth, where the company already reports. The market also hosts major European companies, which makes it a perfect fit for a company that is as sophisticated as a glass of fine wine. 🍷

Dubai’s Tokenized Money Market Fund: A Giant Leap for Digital Finance

First of all, the QCDT displays the way that Dubai is rapidly embracing new financial technology. The fund will be headed by QNB, the largest bank in the Middle East and Africa. it will be the principal developer, and it will be the chief finance management. The blockchain system will be given by DMZ Finance on the other hand. It is this system that enables the fund to be tokenized.

Altcoin Season: It’s Coming (Maybe)

But don’t worry, folks! Bitcoin’s still surging, and we’re all just waiting for the altcoin party to start 🎉. According to crypto analyst Crypto Decoder, there are some sneaky signals that suggest alt season might be just around the corner… or at least, not too far away 🤔.

MPC Wallets in 2025: Ditch Seed Phrases, Embrace Crypto Sanity (and Fewer Nervous Breakdowns)

Once upon a time, everyone thought “self-custody” meant writing down magic codes and hiding them in your sock drawer. Enter the age of Multi-Party Computation (MPC) wallets – crypto’s answer to losing your keys for the seventh time, i.e., never having the full key in one place to lose in the first place. Genius, or simply hitting rock bottom with seed phrase stress? You decide.