qfx By September 2025 (or perhaps later, knowing how these things go), draft legislation will emerge like a sluggish tortoise from its shell, mandating registration, licensing, AML checks, and KYC protocols for crypto exchanges and wallet providers. One can almost hear the collective groan of blockchain enthusiasts mourning their fleeting days of Wild West anonymity. 🤑
On Thursday, a court decision penned by Justices Stewart, Cheeseman, and Meagher—not exactly a crew of novices, one might add—reinforced an earlier ruling that Finder Wallet and Earn were entirely compliant with the venerable Australian consumer financial laws. A relief, no doubt, for anyone with an investment in peace of mind and a well-regulated ecosystem.
Not content with merely hoarding XRP like a miser with a particularly shiny penny, the company plans to “stake” it—a term which, to the uninitiated, sounds like something one does to vampires. They’ll be dipping into their S-1 equity financing, because nothing says “financial prudence” like swapping shares for crypto while the market does its best impression of a rollercoaster. 🎢
In a recent missive, the wise sages at CryptoQuant have revealed the shifting tides of the spot trading volume in our beloved crypto kingdom. Spot trading volume, you see, is the measure of the bustling trade of assets on the hallowed grounds of centralized exchanges, where fortunes are made and lost with the flick of a finger.
This newfound clarity, while most welcome, prompts a resounding question: what calamities might ensue should our trusty government ever decide to part with their sparkling trove?
It is with no small degree of astonishment that I present to you the remarkable news that the XRP Ledger, a veritable marvel of modern innovation, has audaciously engaged in the tokenization of no less than $130 million worth of Credit Rights Agreements (CRA). These, as you may well know, are absolutely pivotal financial instruments within the vast and bounteous realms of Brazil’s agricultural sector. 🌾🍇
Nevertheless, neither Binance nor the Pi Core Team have provided any confirmation or comment regarding this development, allowing speculation to continue unabated.
Enter Bitfarms [TSE: BITF], a veritable titan in the realm of Bitcoin [BTC] mining, unveiling a corporate share buyback scheme worthy of a Shakespearean drama, stretching from the illustrious 28th of July 2025 to the 27th of July 2026.
In an astute dissection on July 23, our sage, Arab Chain, pointed out a riveting distinction in Bitcoin’s antics this year compared to yesteryears’ euphoric peaks. The flows to exchanges are about as lively as a turtle at a marathon, even after an all-consuming high of $122,838 reached on the regal date of July 14.
