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For the intrepid souls meandering through the DeFi jungle, Aave [AAVE] has once again graced us with a reason to unravel our rapt attention.

In a digital proclamation, Vincent Van Code, the modern-day oracle, declared that XRP’s price might ascend to $59.40. 🧠 Ripple, that audacious upstart, aims to seize 15% of SWIFT’s $5 trillion river, a feat as likely as a cat mastering a spreadsheet. 💸

BeInCrypto has been up late analyzing three altcoins that seem to have the most promising chances of a rise. We hope we’re not getting too excited, but then again, what’s crypto without a little excitement? 😅

At the time of this riveting plot twist, four of the top ten gainers on the weekly charts were indeed memecoins. It appears the stars have aligned on this occasion, coinciding with BTC’s rather lackluster dance just below its local highs, creating a perfect storm of speculative shenanigans. 🐕‍🦺✨

Cardano is finally stirring from its slumber, and the charts, once dull, now sparkle with promise. As Ali’s post reveals, ADA has reclaimed the $0.81 level and now teeters near the $1.00 mark—a zone that has toggled between support and resistance like a fickle lover. The rapid ascent from June’s lows near $0.57 is nothing short of a theatrical triumph. 🎭

The 1-hour OP/USDT chart tells a tale of perseverance and ambition, much like a small fish trying to swim upstream against a torrent of water. Starting around July 13, OP managed to claw its way back from the murky depths of $0.62 to reach the glistening heights of $0.83 by July 20. This journey was marked by a series of higher highs and higher lows, a pattern that any self-respecting bull would be proud to call home.

Fear not, dear users! The all-knowing wizards at Binance have pledged to oversee all technical wizardry needed for this upgrade. Apparently, once the network returns to its normal, less-chaotic self, services will jump back into action with a flair of disregard for further notifications. Why spoil the surprise, right? 🎉

Now, according to the esteemed PlanB—who has apparently donned his crown as the quantitative analyst of Bitcoin banter—this digital treasure is simply too good to be true. He suggests Bitcoin is at least a whopping ten times undervalued. If that doesn’t get your eyebrows dancing, I don’t know what will!

The company, already the crypto world’s version of a whale with a shopping addiction, added 6,220 BTC to its stash as Bitcoin briefly flirted with $123,000. Spoiler: It broke up. 💔 But hey, at least Strategy’s portfolio is now 607,770 BTC strong. That’s enough to make a crypto influencer faint. 🕊️

This “variation” is available in many online casinos because nothing says “excitement” like a game that’s 90% confusion and 10% chance to win. The layout is classic, but the focus? 13 and 23. Because numbers are just numbers, right? 💀