qfx She stressed the importance of being a good “paired card” with the US financial system – because apparently, synchronized finance is the new synchronized swimming. A joint framework is sure to pep up those cross-border charms and patch up any awkward ‘regulatory gaps.’
It looks like an update to the one he shared a few weeks ago – the one with every market low circled and labeled “It’s so over,” right before each rebound. 🤯
In the quaint, often overly dramatic world of finance, Ripple-yes, that company everyone’s heard about-has managed to wade into the muddy waters of hype yet again. They’ve just closed a hefty $500 million round, which, in the grand scheme of things, is probably enough to buy a small European country or at least a fancy … Read more
Общий сгоревший объем – порядка 410 триллионов токенов. И, нате-радуйтесь, – он практически не изменился за последние месяцы, несмотря на все эти огненные показатели ежедневных сжигов. Сжигать миллионы токенов ежедневно при общем запасе в почти 589 триллионов – всё равно что сгонять муху с корабля. Это не имеет никакого смысла, потому что эффект, как и в старой поговорке, – как капля в море (а море злая и черная, кому она нужна?).
As it turns out, the company’s higher-ups are still pondering whether holding digital assets on its balance sheet would be the best use of its precious resources. Because, of course, why wouldn’t you want to overthink this for months? 🧠💸
Cryptocurrency wallet provider Tangem announces the launch of Tangem Pay, a self-custodial virtual Visa card that allows users to spend USDC anywhere. 🧙♂️
According to the nosy folks at Lookonchain, Ethereum whales collectively gobbled more than 323,000 ETH (around $1.12 billion) in the past 48 hours. This feast followed a wave of liquidations that wiped out $39 million in long positions on Binance-the biggest flush since October’s spooky season! 🎃💸
Franklin Templeton launches its tokenized U.S. Government Money Fund for professional investors, marking the first project under the HKMA’s new Fintech 2030 plan 🤯
Market analysts, bless their optimistic hearts, concede that although the sellers have thrown a grand tantrum, the underlying trend remains as stubborn as a village dog refusing to come inside. They dare to insist that ETH can saunter its way back to the lofty heights of $5,000 by year’s end, like a dreamer chasing butterflies in a field of wildflowers.
During a recent chat with Fox Business, Suarez acted like he’s a crypto wizard, waving away price swings with the grace of a man who’s never had to sell a coin. “I’m not worried,” he said. “I’m just here for the long game… and the 300% gains. You know, the real money.”