Bitcoin Treasuries: The Strategy Nobody Saw Coming

We see the rise of cost-basis return cycles…bitcoin…pulls back to its cost basis and then rebounds by around 70%. With bitcoin now trading near its $87,000 cost basis, that pattern points to a move north of $140,000 in the next 180 days.”

Crypto Week: Fed, Tesla, and Bybit’s Secret Plans!

May, that is. Not will. The consensus, 97% of the crowd, is that the Fed will keep rates steady, as if they’ve memorized a script. As ever, what’s said at the post-decision press conference may be more influential than the decision itself-though one suspects the Fed’s words will be as thrilling as a sermon on austerity.

Crypto Crash: When Tariffs and Tantrums Tank the Market

According to crypto.news, the global crypto market took a 3% tumble, slipping below $3 trillion for the first time this year. That’s right, folks-fresh macroeconomic and geopolitical worries have investors spooked like a cat in a cucumber field.

Bermuda onchain Revolution: Promise of Wealth or Descent into Code

Bermuda positions itself at the edge of the digital finance sea. According to a recent report, the island intends to migrate its entire economic infrastructure onchain, in partnership with Coinbase and Circle. By moving away from traditional, high-fee payment rails to a system powered by USDC and blockchain technology, Bermuda hopes to lower transaction costs for local merchants, broaden financial inclusion, and spur domestic growth. The language is precise, the ambition grand, and the anxieties are real enough to gnaw at a man’s sleeve while he pretends to be calm.