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According to our favorite analyst, Jireon (@jireon0x), $WIF has been riding a clear ascending trendline since early 2025, like a kid on a rollercoaster! 🎢 The latest bounce happened around the $0.80-$0.85 zone, which has become a robust demand zone-like a buffet line at a family reunion! With volume spikes during price rebounds and a neutral RSI reading around 49, there’s plenty of room for a bullish push ahead. Just don’t forget to hold onto your hats! 🎩

According to Bloomberg, come September 1, Eric will join a meeting of Metaplanet, a Japanese outfit playing copycat with Saylor’s MicroStrategy-minus the charm, plus a lot of ambition. Appointed as strategic adviser back in March, he’s now moonwalking into the East, following an appearance at Hong Kong’s Bitcoin conference, as if crypto holds the secret to world peace or at least a few good headlines.

In a recent foray upon the exotic land of X, our dear analyst CW(@CW8900) lifts the curtain on XLM’s horizontal escapades, frolicking between the enchanting realms of $0.41 and $0.42. Like a resilient actor recovering from a dramatic fall, it hath yet again risen from its depths! The vibrant green zones, from $0.30 to $0.35, stand as robust fortifications, heroically absorbing the relentless onslaught of selling pressures. 💪

So, the crypto economy decided to end the week on a high note, almost hitting the $4.1 trillion mark. 🤑 Meanwhile, just three days ago, it was crying in the corner after a sell-off led by bitcoin (BTC) and its moody altcoin friends. But then, Uncle Jerome Powell opened his mouth at Jackson Hole, and suddenly everyone’s dancing again. 💃 His dovish vibes sent ETH and BNB straight to the moon. 🚀

On August 23-mark your calendars if you’re into that sort of thing-seven asset managers decided they couldn’t wait another minute to amend their registration statements. Canary Capital, CoinShares, Franklin Templeton, 21Shares, WisdomTree, Grayscale, and Bitwise all jumped in with their S-1 updates faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer. Industry watchers are scratching their heads-not because they’re confused, but because it’s downright peculiar to see so many big names moving in lockstep. Nate Geraci, President of ETF Store, summed it up nicely: “Highly notable,” he said. Translation? Something smells fishy-in a good way. 🐟💡

Recent whispers from the ecosystem-such as Ronin (Axie Infinity’s chain) contemplating a migration to Arbitrum Orbit, and Offchain Labs’ acquisition of ZeroDev-paint a portrait of growing institutional adoption and developer confidence. It is as if the stars themselves have aligned to favor this endeavor. Moreover, the resolution of GMX’s $44M exploit has removed a shadow of doubt from one of Arbitrum’s most cherished DeFi protocols, further bolstering trust in this burgeoning ecosystem. One cannot help but marvel at the machinations of fate. 🌟🔍

Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, bounced back 5% to $117K after Fed Chair Jerome Powell hinted at a September rate cut. But just as quickly, the markets started arguing like a group of squirrels debating the best nut stash. 🐿️

Alas, the ranking tables, like the dance floor at a country ball, are ever-changing. Still, for now, Ethereum stands proudly ahead of Mastercard, basking in its moment of glory. How long this will last, dear reader, remains to be seen – for in the world of markets, even the finest gowns can be quickly replaced with something altogether less flattering. But let us not deny Ethereum’s current victory, for it has certainly earned its place in the spotlight.

In the grand narrative of recent times, XRP, with the daring of an intrepid explorer, has pushed through formidable obstacles that mere mortals might call “major resistance levels.” CoinMarketCap, that oracle of the digital realm, illuminates XRP’s upward journey, holding out bravely above the modest $2, ascending towards $3 as the year 2025 tickled by. Despite the tempestuous nature of the market, a beacon of investor conviction shines brightly upon Ripple’s long-term prospects-a sight to behold indeed!

In an act of bureaucratic elegance, the “Eligible Asset Framework” decrees stern liquidity, lending, and market-structure thresholds that assets must meet to be deemed worthy collateral. According to a governance missive, both XRP and Hyperliquid’s HYPE token already pervade the preliminary qualifications, their eyes set on future phases contingent upon further scrutiny. Therein lies the potential for yet more digital treasures to join the fray!