qfx The STG token, so full of promise just a short while ago, is to be…retired. A dignified term, I suppose, for being absorbed. Holders will receive, if they consent of course, a mere 0.08634 ZRO for each STG. Such precision! It’s almost unsettling. Apparently, at the time of announcement, this equates to – and one shudders at such calculations – $0.1675 per STG and $1.94 per ZRO. Truly, the market is a capricious mistress.
Ethereum [ETH] has gracefully pirouetted from the humble $2,400 range, all the way up to this crucial $4,400 resistance – a level notorious for its ability to send shivers down crypto traders’ spines, as it has historically been the great reversal point.
One cannot discuss such matters without tipping one’s hat to the esteemed crypto analyst Chris, who has uncovered what he deems a “higher-timeframe setup” for Solana-a cup-and-handle pattern stretching back to yonder year of 2021. Can you fathom it? A neckline resistance resting coyly beneath the $260 mark, a threshold which history itself has deemed impenetrable during prior rallies. At present, the Solana price languishes within the confines of the handle formation, inching ever closer to this pivotal breakout point with all the subtlety of a debutante approaching her first ball. 🎉
Ah, Telegram! The messaging giant, now playfully entangling itself deeper into blockchain threads, announces its flirtation-more blockchain integration. As if their millions of users might suddenly start depositing their bread and butter into TON-an ecosystem boasting over 900 million users-before breakfast. Earlier in the week, TON gained 4.39%, perhaps thanks to shiny new crypto projects blossoming within Telegram’s digital garden. Decentralized apps, payment swipers, NFT congurations-it’s not just a chat app, it’s a bustling blockchain party, and Toncoin is supposedly the shiny guest of honor.
Source – X (where bravado sometimes masquerades as data)
The surge is being driven by, dare we say, institutional capital. Yes, you read that right. Over $8.7 billion has flowed into Ethereum-focused exchange-traded funds (ETFs) since their launch. The kind of buying pressure that makes one wonder if ETH might be just the thing to bring the proverbial “institutional herd” to the yard. And if you’re wondering whether the rise will last, just look at the charts. It’s looking solid, at least for now.
These hydrogen-powered marvels, soaring at a dizzying 60,000 feet in the stratosphere, promise to blanket an impressive 15,000 square kilometers per aircraft with their 450 guidable beams. Charles Barnett, the chief business officer of World Mobile Group, shared this revelation with CryptoMoon, and one can only imagine the look of awe on the faces of those who heard it. Who knew connectivity could be so… airborne?
Rather than sully their own hands with every attack, these cunning operators employ a ransomware-as-a-service model, leasing their malicious wares to partners who execute the breaches. Analysts, with their noses firmly in their ledgers, declare this strategy has allowed the group to expand with alarming celerity. Alas, major U.S. healthcare systems, pharmaceutical distributors, and other essential services have fallen prey to their schemes. Hospitals in Georgia and Idaho, alongside American Associated Pharmacies, have all been beset, with ransom notes as audacious as they are exorbitant-some demanding over $1 million! 💸
The scam, a labyrinthine web of deceit, ensnared over 80,000 investors across Himachal Pradesh and its neighboring realms. A tragedy of Shakespearian proportions, if Shakespeare had deigned to write about cryptocurrency. 🕸️💔
