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In a recent interview with CryptoMoon, O’Leary declared that any company that neglects AI is, quite frankly, not worth his time or money. And who can blame him, really? The cost of new customer acquisition has skyrocketed in recent years, and AI has proven to be a rather… shall we say, “miraculous” solution to this problem.

In a filing that screams “we’re not messing around,” Storm’s lawyers asked the court to exclude the testimony of a “claimed perpetrator of an alleged hack” (got all that?)—someone who allegedly used Tornado Cash, the platform Storm co-founded. Oh, and they missed the deadline to disclose this witness. Surprise, surprise. Classic move, right? 🙄

It’s happened, folks! The HBAR price has made a rather dramatic move, closing above both the 50-day and 100-day exponential moving averages (EMAs). This, my friends, is a clear signal that the upward pressure is back on! Trading near $0.175, HBAR is now poised to build on this momentum and reclaim territory not seen since the early days of 2024. The suspense is killing me! 😱

President Trump and his squad, including Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and crypto policy lead David Sacks, are working hard to grow the domestic stablecoin market. The key to this plan is the GENIUS Act—a regulatory framework that has already passed the Senate and is waiting for a House vote. 🏛

On July 10, the fateful day, Bitcoin (BTC) reached the dizzying height of $113,833, shattering its ATH for the second day in a row and sending the entire market into a frenzy 🤯. The bullish momentum builds, a tidal wave of optimism that threatens to engulf all in its path. And yet, amidst the chaos, altcoins wait patiently in the wings, poised to strike like a viper in the night 🐍.

In July 2025—because the future is always where the messiest stuff happens—authorities stumbled upon a bot farm that used more devices than the average phone store stocks in its lifetime. These little rectangles of silicon joy were painstakingly programmed to “act human,” which mostly involves clicking shiny buttons, filling out forms, and pretending to have existential crises about the future of decentralized finance. By deftly imitating authentic users, the operators netted enough crypto tokens to buy at least three moderately overpriced cups of coffee. Possibly more, depending on exchange rates and the general mood of Elon Musk.

To achieve this noble goal, BIT Mining plans to liquidate all its current crypto assets, turning them into SOL, and adopting the revered HODL stance. As if that weren’t enough, they will also operate Solana validator nodes, a move that will not only secure and decentralize the network but also bring in a steady stream of staking rewards. Or so they hope. 🤞

Our hero, UNI, teeters above the abyss of support, stalked by the disquieting shadow of resistance. Traders, those existential gamblers, peer at their screens and dream of some higher truth, found perhaps near resistance at $9. Will they find solace—or merely more questions?

Senator Scott has teamed up with Senator Cynthia Lummis, a longtime Bitcoin fan girl 💖, to make sure America stays on top of the crypto game 🏆.