Binance’s CZ Caught in Pardon Powder Keg 🎩✨

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It’s a day in the life of one Mr. Changpeng “CZ” Zhao when rumors spread like wildfire that President Trump, that venerable man of mystery, issued a pardon his way. This particular buccaneer of the crypto seas denies any such intimate acquaintances or connections with the President or his delightful brood. In response to the burgeoning buzz about this unexpected “gift,” which came to light in October 2025, CZ has resolutely waved off any notion of fraternization.

In a recent tête-à-tête with FOX News on a Friday in late November, CZ, ever the picture of genteel surprise, admitted to getting more startled than a startled tophat in a room filled with jugglers upon hearing he’s been pardoned. Merely three years prior, in the tumultuous days of 2023, CZ found himself in the company of the unpleasant upon pleading guilty to those dastardly anti-money-laundering transgressions.

Though he had previously swum across the perilous waters of a staggering $4.3 billion fine on behalf of his beloved Binance-resigning from his CEO post as a result-our CZ spent a delightful four months in the rather less-than-comfortable accommodations of a prison cell. Released in September 2024, he finds himself exonerated by this most recent gesture from the sitting President, which clears away the stain of the conviction.

While whispers of Binance engaging in eager lobbying for this presidential pardon wafted through the grapevine, CZ has struck a note of adamance in a November 3rd conversation, “That’s completely not accurate. There’s no deal, there has never been any discussions. It’s as simple as that,” he proclaimed. Meanwhile, the ex-president purportedly attested to a lack of recognition of the crypto connoisseur, attributing the pardon push to his sons’ notable persistence.

CZ also opined on his strategic decision to plead guilty, stating that it was his method of addressing an uninvited guest-those pesky failures in anti-money-laundering strategies-at Binance. “The best way to confront the problem and solve it head-on,” he effaced, displaying a work ethic more suited to Jeeves than a schoolboy.

In an interview where Trump’s clemencies were dubbed an end to a relentless pursuit of cryptocurrencies by the preceding administration, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt sang this observation to the tune of presidential triumph. Zhao, highlighting this in his discussion, applauded the GENIUS Act with as much enthusiasm as a morning cup of Earl Grey, lauding regulatory clarity in the crypto arena. He exuded optimism as he voiced, “I think in the last administration, even when I was charged and even when I pleaded guilty, there wasn’t any clear regulatory framework for crypto in the US, so I think now it’s getting much clearer, and [the] US is definitely leading.” There’s an air of unequivocal confidence in his tone, much like a tradesman proud of his curlicued sign.

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2025-11-09 15:13