Bitcoin Buy-Off! $450M Surge Sparks Crypto Craze 🚀💰

Oh, the humanity! Strategy, the company that once was MicroStrategy, has decided to throw its entire savings into Bitcoin like it’s the last pizza slice at a party. 🍕💸 They dropped $450 million on BTC, because who needs a business model when you can just buy Bitcoin? 🧠

Michael Saylor, the man who probably dreams in blockchain, remains optimistic. “Even if Bitcoin dips 10%? No problem! It’s just a ‘correction’-like a bad haircut but for your portfolio!” 💸

Strategy Continues Bitcoin Buying Spree

In a stunning display of financial courage, Strategy bought 6,048 Bitcoin for $449.3 million. Because nothing says “I’m serious about my investments” like buying 6,000+ cryptos. 🧾

Now they own 636,505 BTC, which is roughly 100 times more than your average Joe’s savings. Their average cost? A cozy $73,765 per Bitcoin. That’s more than a luxury car, less than a spaceship. 🚀

Saylor also bragged about a 25.7% YTD yield. Because nothing says “I’m a genius” like a number that’s probably not real. 🤷‍♂️

Meanwhile, they sold shares like they’re going out of style. 199,509 shares of “Perpetual Strike” preferred stock for $19 million. Because who doesn’t want a stock that’s “perpetually” stressful? 😂

This bold move has inspired other companies to jump on the Bitcoin bandwagon. Because nothing says “innovation” like copying a guy who thinks crypto is the future. 🧠

And thanks to Trump’s “favorable regulations,” even altcoins like Ethereum and XRP are getting a shot. Because who needs a plan when you can just follow the crowd? 🧸

Metaplanet Becomes Seventh-Largest BTC Holder

Meet Metaplanet, Japan’s answer to MicroStrategy. They sold 550 million shares to buy more Bitcoin. Because who needs hotels when you can have digital gold? 🏨➡️₿

CEO Simon Gerovich liquidated his hotel empire, which was probably doomed anyway. Now he’s a Bitcoin billionaire. Or at least, that’s the plan. 🎩

Metaplanet now holds 20,000 BTC. That’s enough to buy a small island… if the island’s not in a country that hates crypto. 🏝️

Their stock is up 740% YTD. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is at $111k. Because nothing says “stability” like a currency that’s up 2% in 24 hours. 📈

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2025-09-03 09:06