In a stunning act of digital rebellion (or perhaps a midlife crisis), Templar-a protocol so cypherpunk it makes a squirrel hoarding nuts look mainstream-has launched its mainnet. Now, Bitcoin holders can borrow stablecoins without banks, exchanges, or anyone else’s permission. Basically, it’s financial freedom for people who hate authority, trust, and basic social norms.
Templar’s tech stack is as paranoid as a squirrel with a nut stash: it uses MPC (multi-party computation) and “immutable” smart contracts (because nothing says “reliable” like non-upgradable code). Your BTC stays gloriously untouched-no wrapping, bridging, or KYC-required photo IDs of your cat. The platform is permissionless, which means anyone can open markets, vaults, or basically just mess around with other people’s money… if they wanted to. But they don’t! It’s open-source! Probably.
Privacy-first? Check. Plans for differential privacy and zero-knowledge features? Double check. Chain-agnostic support for Bitcoin, Ethereum, and NEAR? Triple check. Templar lets you borrow stablecoins across chains like a crypto Swiss Army knife. It’s the trustless utopia you didn’t know you needed-or maybe the dystopia where banks go to die. 🧨
So there you have it: a platform where you can get liquidity without surrendering your soul (or your keys). Just don’t blame us when your grandma asks why her Bitcoin is now “lending itself” to some mysterious vault. 🕵️♂️
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2025-10-01 15:12