Bitcoin: To The Moon… Or Not? 🚀

So, Bitcoin, that digital bauble everyone’s suddenly so terribly keen on, is presently attempting to cling to the $95,000 mark, a paltry sum considering its recent, frankly rather vulgar, flirtation with six figures. The market, it seems, has momentarily misplaced its enthusiasm – a most inconvenient development. And yet, despite this temporary affliction of common sense, the persistent optimists are… well, persisting. On-chain data suggests a rather obstinate belief in its inevitable triumph. One wonders if they’ve been at the Bollinger bands again? 🤔

Divergence In Funding Vs Price Indicative Of Aggressive Positioning

A fellow calling himself KriptoCenneti – a name which, frankly, sounds like a particularly unpleasant Turkish delight – has observed that Bitcoin’s ‘Funding Rate’ (whatever that is) remains stubbornly positive. Apparently, even as the price has tumbled from an almost immodest height of over $110,000 to a distinctly less impressive $96,000, these ‘funding rates’ have held firm between 0.003% and 0.008%. A curious situation, wouldn’t you agree? It seems our speculators are rather determined to remain long, regardless of the rather obvious trajectory.

KriptoCenneti explains, and one doesn’t like to question an expert with such a moniker, that this suggests an alarming level of ‘aggressive positioning’. Historically, such behavior precedes a rather spectacular unraveling. Apparently, falling prices encourage the leveraged hordes to ‘buy the dip’, a strategy that’s as sensible as rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic. 🚢

The downside, naturally, is that this is desperately risky. High funding rates in a bearish market are rather like building a house of cards on a particularly bumpy train journey. A mere tremor of volatility – a naughty tweet, perhaps, or an unexpected pronouncement from a central banker – could send the whole edifice crashing down, triggering a ‘liquidation cascade’, which I’m assured is a rather unpleasant experience. One imagines a great deal of wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Our KriptoCenneti, bless his analytical heart, notes that these funding rates are still somewhat subdued compared to the peaks of late 2024 and early 2025. So, the market isn’t quite ‘overheated’ yet, though it’s certainly beginning to simmer. ♨️

Should these rates continue their upward climb while Bitcoin languishes below any meaningful resistance, we may witness a rather bracing resurgence of volatility, followed, of course, by the aforementioned ‘liquidation events’. Still, one must cling to hope. Perhaps this persistent optimism is a sign of genuine faith in Bitcoin’s long-term viability. Or, more likely, a collective delusion. We shall see.

Bitcoin Price At A Glance

At the time of writing, Bitcoin is currently trading at approximately $95,371, a marginal improvement of 0.19% over the past 24 hours. An improvement, admittedly, but one suspects a rather hollow victory.

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2025-11-16 13:29