Bitcoin’s 2022 Chaos, But Backwards! 😱💸

Crypto analyst Cristian Chifoi claims Bitcoin’s price is doing a interpretive dance with the 2022 playbook-but now it’s reverse mode. Back then, the FED’s rate hikes were like a bad date-expensive and emotionally draining-and BTC plummeted 63%. Now, with the FED ending QT (which is just the FED’s fancy way of saying “we’re going to make everyone sad”), Chifoi thinks we’re in for a happy ending… or at least a profitable one. 🚀

Bitcoin Price: 2022’s Rollercoaster, But Backwards!

Chifoi took to X on November 2 and said Bitcoin is basically rewinding the 2022 chaos. Back in March 2022, when the FED started hiking rates like it was a game show, BTC was chilling near $46k. By June? BTC hit rock bottom at $17k-because who needs a six-figure savings when you can have a two-digit one? 😂

As the FED kept hiking (eventually hitting 550 bps), Chifoi noted Bitcoin started accumulating like it was prepping for a treasure hunt. Even as experts called the FED “irresponsible,” BTC began its stealthy climb. 🤷♂️

Now, Chifoi thinks the plot twist is here! With the FED ending QT by December, he’s predicting a three-month bull run that could make BTC hit a top instead of a bottom. The target window? Late December 2025 to January 20, 2026-because why not make everyone sweat over a holiday shopping spree? 🛍️

Liquidity Surges & Repo Charts: The Drama Continues

Chifoi cited “ChurchOfTheCycle,” who shared a FRED chart showing repo activity spiking like a caffeine addict. This liquidity injection could give equities and crypto a short-term sugar rush-but don’t get too excited. It’s like getting a free smoothie at the gym; it feels good, but it’s still a workout. 🥤

The FED’s recent moves suggest financial system stress, but hey, maybe they’re just tired from all the economic jargon. Chifoi says this could push speculative assets higher-because nothing says “stability” like a rollercoaster. 🤯

He warns traders to watch credit spreads and VIX correlation like hawks. Why? Because after a Q4 2025/Q1 2026 parabolic phase, we might face a 2026 crash. But hey, it’s not a party without a few fireworks! 🎆

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2025-11-03 17:13