Ah, the market-that capricious beast, gnawing at the nerves of men, laughing at their feeble attempts to tame it! Bitcoin, that golden idol of the modern age, now writhes in torment, its value bleeding away like the conscience of a guilty man. As the week slithers to its wretched end, BTC prepares to etch its name in the annals of infamy: its worst weekly performance in over a year. How poetic! How tragic! How utterly predictable! 🎭
Will This Week Be the Death Knell-Or Merely Another Chapter in Bitcoin’s Eternal Suffering?
Oh, the irony! November-once the darling of crypto traders, the month where fortunes were whispered into existence-now betrays them with a cruelty worthy of Shakespeare. Daan Crypto Trades, that weary prophet of digital gold, mutters into the void (or, more accurately, onto X) that history has been defiled. The best-performing month? Ha! Now it is but a graveyard of dashed hopes. And 2025? A year so cruel it makes the Siberian winter seem merciful. ❄️
Yet, Daan-ever the optimist, ever the fool-clings to his faith like a drunkard to a lamppost. “BTC will shine again!” he proclaims, as if the universe cares for his delusions. These downturns, he insists, are necessary-like suffering is necessary for the soul. (Spoken like a man who has never lost his entire savings in a margin call.) “Survive!” he cries, as if survival itself were not the cruelest joke of all. But yes, endure the red, he says, for the green shall come. How very Dostoevskian-pain today, salvation tomorrow. Or perhaps just more pain. Who can say? 🤷♂️
Enter Jacob King, CEO of SwanDesk Financial, the Cassandra of Wall Street. He scoffs at the notion that Jamie Dimon-that serpentine titan of finance-could ever be trusted. For years, Dimon spat upon Bitcoin, calling it fraud, a sham, a plague upon the markets. And then-oh, the audacity!-he flips, suddenly bullish, suddenly a believer. King sneers: “Wall Street is sleezy.” (A revelation as shocking as rain being wet.) These banks, he claims, bought in silence, hoarding BTC like misers hoard gold, only to unleash it upon the masses when the time was ripe. Exit liquidity, they call it. A prettier term for “feeding the lambs to the wolves.” 🐺
The Great Capitulation: Bitcoin’s Descent Into the Abyss
And now, the pièce de résistance-the Master of Crypto, that shadowy oracle of doom, whispers of a capitulation unlike any before. Short-term holders, those wide-eyed gamblers who thought they could outsmart the market, now drown in red ink. 99% of them! A number so absurd it borders on comedy. The COVID crash? A gentle breeze compared to this. The FTX collapse? A mere stumble. No, this-this is true despair, the kind that makes men question their very existence. Analysts tremble. Traders weep. And Bitcoin? It merely shrugs, indifferent to the suffering it inflicts. Such is the way of the world. 😈
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