If you’ve ever wondered what happens when investors treat cryptocurrency like a particularly erratic game show, here’s your answer: Bitcoin spot ETFs just added $95.18 million in inflows over four weeks, apparently because someone whispered “this time it’s different” loud enough to be heard in a coffee shop. Meanwhile, Ethereum’s spot ETFs took a break from their usual charm and handed back $59.94 million, which is about as thrilling as watching a sad waltz at a retirement home. Solana, ever the underdog, lapped up $21.1 million in inflows, while XRP’s paltry $0.64 million suggests investors are either testing the waters or just very bad at math. All in all, the crypto circus continues-just don’t forget the popcorn and a fire extinguisher.
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2026-03-23 11:40