Good morning, crypto aficionados! Buckle up, because today’s newsletter is a rollercoaster of billionaire antics, market chaos, and enough jargon to make your head spin faster than a Bitcoin mining rig. 🚀
Get that coffee brewed, because the big players are whispering secrets louder than your neighbor’s loud lawn mower. Rumors of supply shocks, strategic lootings, and liquidity squeeze plays are swirling so fast you’d think Bitcoin is auditioning for a magic show. Spoiler: it might just pull a rabbit out of the hat—probably a very expensive rabbit.
Crypto News of the Day: Keiser Predicts Saylor Could Turn Bitcoin Into a Price Gap Monster
Michael Saylor’s Garage Sale—sorry, MicroStrategy—just bought 21,000 BTC for the tiny sum of $2.4 billion. That’s right, Strategy’s Bitcoin stash now stands at a staggering 628,791 BTC, with paper profits yawning at $28.18 billion. Someone call the taxman, or maybe just the yacht broker. 💸
Max Keiser, the oracle of all things crypto cranky, dropped this gem: Saylor’s buying spree might make other Bitcoin treasuries desperate enough to raid the exchanges. Talk about FOMO in full swing.
.@saylor scooping up all the BTC on exchanges and forcing a move higher as part of his plan to fabricate a ‘halving’ ahead of schedule; effectively eliminating a down-cycle.
The other BTC treasury companies will find it very difficult to source BTC. In fact, Saylor may have…
— Max Bitcoin (@maxkeiser) July 29, 2025
When asked about the magic trick Saylor is pulling, Keiser explained that this $2.4 billion hit is just the opening act of a possible $20 billion (or more) shopping spree that could create a spectacle known as a “price gap.” Think of it as the crypto version of a sudden traffic jam, but with money and fewer traffic laws.
“Saylor’s recent $2.4 billion buy is a step in the right direction. If he can engineer a $20 billion buy or higher, than he will have engineered a supply shock and we’ll see a huge price gap higher,” Keiser explained, probably with a twinkle in his eye.
That’s basically a liquidity bankruptcy flash—when Bitcoin gets bought so aggressively, the price can jump like a caffeinated kangaroo.
Keiser also pontificated that Bitcoin’s not just a store of value but essentially the “Credit Default Swap (CDS)” on a fiat system that’s doing its best impression of a collapsing house of cards. It’s like betting against the world’s largest Ponzi scheme—good luck, fiat lovers. 💥
Asked whether markets are watching this slow-motion meltdown in real-time, Max chuckled and said, “Bitcoin has been a CDS proxy on the global fiat money since day one. That’s why it moves, and that’s why it’ll hit the millions per coin. Easy peasy.”
Meanwhile, Bitcoin is playing a game of “Will it Breakout or Breakdown?” as it hovers within a pennant triangle, waiting for the next move while traders hold their breath. 😬
Chart of the Day
Just look at that chart—Bitcoin snug within a pennant, caught between bullish hope and bearish despair. Bulls want above $120,000, chasing their dream of the all-time high of $123,218, while bears dream of dragging it below support at $112,060. Both sides are just waiting for that decisive candlestick to scream “Now or Never.”
The RSI at 62 screams “not overbought yet,” but those lower highs are a subtle “fading mojo” sign. If the bears take charge, a drop below the lower boundary might just make everyone question whether that moonshot is still on the calendar.
But if the price bounces off the support at $112,060 or the 50-day SMA at $111,673, Bitcoin might just do a quick “I’m okay” rebound. A successful fill of the imbalances between $112,060 and $115,221 could give traders hope—or just prolong the suspense. 🎢
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| Company | Close 30 July | Pre-Market Outlook |
| Strategy (MSTR) | $395.04 | $402.60 (+1.91%) |
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| Galaxy Digital | $28.90 | $30.11 (+4.19%) |
| MARA Holdings | $16.55 | $16.76 (+1.27%) |
| Riot Platforms | $13.52 | $13.71 (+1.41%) |
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