Ah, Strategy-that bold, reckless gambler in the grand casino of finance! The company, with the feverish gleam of a man who has bet his last ruble on red, declared that even if Bitcoin-that capricious demon of the digital age-plunges to a mere $74,000 (oh, the horror!), its hoard of the cursed coins would still cover its $8.2 billion debt nearly six times over. Six times! A ratio they’ve christened, with all the solemnity of a drunken monk, the “BTC Rating.” And should Bitcoin, in a fit of existential despair, collapse to $25,000? Why, fear not! The coverage would still cling to a meager double-like a starving man clutching his last crust of bread. Yet, despite this bravado, the cold, unfeeling gatekeepers of the S&P 500 Index have once again spurned Strategy’s advances. A slight, no doubt, but one that stings like salt in an open wound as Bitcoin’s price wobbles like a drunkard on ice. Still, the company’s mountain of BTC stands as a twisted comfort to investors-like a noose that promises to hold, but only just. 😏
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