So, picture this: months ago, a so-called “crypto guru” (because who doesn’t love a title that sounds like it’s straight out of a sci-fi novel?) made a grand proclamation about Bitcoin. He said, “Hold onto your hats, folks, because Bitcoin is about to go on a wild rollercoaster ride downwards!” At the time, we all thought, “Really? Sounds extreme!” But lo and behold, as the cryptocurrency world continued its drama-filled soap opera, his predictions started to align. Cue dramatic music.
Bitcoin Price Multi-Cycle Model Signals A Structural Reset
In his latest social media update-because where else do we get our financial advice?-our expert took out his crystal ball and started mixing yearly, monthly, and weekly cycles like a bartender making the world’s most confusing cocktail. And guess what? According to him, Bitcoin is currently lounging in an “extreme risk zone” right before a predicted pivot around February 2. If that doesn’t sound ominous, I don’t know what does!
Now, he’s playing the comparison game, likening our current situation to the last time Bitcoin decided to drop like it was hot-about 50% from its all-time high. Back then, we saw a bounce of about 40%, but don’t get too excited; it didn’t quite make it back to the top, which means this February might just be another “let’s catch our breath” moment rather than a full-blown party.
On the monthly front, he draws our attention to a pivotal date: December 22. Apparently, history tells us that in similar situations, Bitcoin has experienced drawdowns ranging from “ouch, that hurts” 34% to a gut-wrenching 77%. And while the potential rebounds sound enticing (140% to 375%), it’s worth noting that these aren’t your average weekend sales-this is crypto we’re talking about.
Then there’s the weekly cycle, which suggests another potential pivot around November 19-mark your calendars, people! In the past, after pullbacks, we’ve seen Bitcoin bounce back with gains between “let’s celebrate” 69% to a “pinch me, I must be dreaming” 127%. Are you feeling dizzy yet?
As if this wasn’t enough suspense, he’s also synchronized all three cycles, claiming that when they align, volatility gets cranked up to eleven. He estimates that we could see a decline of anywhere between 20% to a knee-buckling 77% from the all-time high, but narrows it down to a more manageable 34% to 55%. Kind of like saying, “Don’t worry, it won’t be that bad… probably.”
However, our cautious analyst warns that the upcoming November weekly pivot is probably too early for a grand finale-the real fireworks might not happen until January. Expect a little “dead-cat bounce” in late November before we plunge further into the depths of despair. Key price levels to keep an eye on are $90,000 (that’s a 30% drop) for November, then $72,000 (43% drop) for January, and if things get really dicey, brace yourself for support at $45,000 and $28,000. Who needs horror movies when you have Bitcoin?
In closing, while our analyst’s earlier crash prediction held up like a champ, he believes the Bitcoin saga is far from over. Investors should probably prepare for more downside and a recovery that’s going to take longer than a British summer. Buckle up, everyone!

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