Bitso’s 2026 Crypto Gambit: Perps Aggregator & Token Chaos 🚀💸

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  • Bitso, the crypto titan of Latin America, will unveil a multi-platform Perps Aggregator and launch the enigmatic Bitso Onchain token in 2026-because why not add chaos to the mix? 🤷♂️
  • Bitso’s user base swelled by 12% to 9 million in LATAM, proving that even in a region where cash is as reliable as a leaky faucet, crypto thrives. 💸🔥
  • The Bitso Alpha, a digital phoenix rising from the ashes of basic trading tools, exploded in 2024-because who doesn’t want to chart their way to crypto riches? 📊🔮

Bitso, the grizzled veteran of crypto since 2014, has become the unlikely hero of LATAM’s financial chaos. With 9 million retail customers (up 12%), it’s clear that blockchain is the new “solution” to cross-border payments-though no one’s quite sure how it’ll fix Venezuela’s economy. By 2030, LATAM’s cross-border transfers will balloon to $1.37 trillion, because why not turn money into a sci-fi novel? 📚💸

In 2024, LATAM’s crypto transactions outshone every other region, led by Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Mexico, and Venezuela-nations where local currencies are about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. 🏠🌪️

Stablecoins became LATAM’s new BFF, with Argentina, Brazil, and Colombia trading 61%, 59%, and 66% of their crypto volume in them. Because nothing says “financial freedom” like holding USDC while your peso crumbles. 🇦🇷🇧🇷🇨🇴

Source: Chainalysis

Bitso’s stablecoin trading volume in 2024? A rollercoaster. Who needs fiat when you can ride the emotional highs of crypto? 🎢📈

Source: Chainalysis

Bitso’s 1 Billion User Dream: A Pipe Dream or Masterplan? 🧠🚀

After analyzing data like a 21st-century Tolstoy, Bitso discovered users crave algorithmic trading. While Alpha users are fewer than Classic ones, their transaction volume is neck-and-neck-because why let simplicity win when complexity pays? 🤖💸

To stay competitive, Bitso plans to launch a Perps Aggregator in 2026. Because what the world needs is another layer of crypto jargon to confuse everyone. 🤯

Perps Aggregator Q1 2026: The Final Frontier? 🌌

Bitso’s Perps Aggregator, launching in early 2026, will let traders find the “best” perpetual routes-though “best” is subjective, like asking a bartender what’s “best” after three margaritas. 🍹📉

Source: X

The Aggregator will run on Bitso Onchain, letting users track a “unified USDC balance.” Meanwhile, Season 0 begins Dec 1-a December gift for crypto enthusiasts who still believe in magic. 🎁🎄

Daniel Vogel, Bitso’s CEO, declared, “Bitso Onchain brings Web3’s full promise-speed, fairness, transparency.” Because nothing says “fairness” like a CEO explaining blockchain to a room full of confused investors. 🎤💼

Bitso Onchain Token: 2026’s Mysterious New Flame 🔥

At Devconnect Argentina, Bitso teased a 2026 Onchain token. Details? Sparse. But rest assured, it’ll incentivize users so aggressively, even Warren Buffett might dip his toe in crypto. 🤑

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2025-12-02 08:41