Bitwise Claims Bitcoin Will Hit $200K by 2026-Again! 💸📈

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Oh, come on, let’s not forget the last time someone said Bitcoin would hit $200K. Cue dramatic music But here we are, with Ryan Rasmussen from Bitwise doing the crypto equivalent of a “trust me, I know what I’m talking about” face. 🤷‍♀️

Is The Bottom In For Bitcoin? 🤔

According to Rasmussen, we’re “closer to the bottom than we’ve been for weeks.” Because nothing says “market stability” like a 50% drop. He’s calling the current sell-off a “maturing-market shakeout,” which sounds like a fancy way of saying “everyone’s panicking, but it’s totally normal.” 😂

When asked if Bitcoin ETFs are a double-edged sword, Rasmussen nodded like a confused owl. “More liquidity, more chaos,” he said, as if that makes sense. “Institutionalization is great… but also, why is everything so volatile?!”

He’s all about the long-term, though. “The buyers today are more long-term than ever!” he declared, while ignoring the fact that “long-term” might mean “until the next crash.” 🕵️‍♂️

Meanwhile, corporate treasuries are taking a break from buying Bitcoin. “They’re just… not as excited anymore,” Rasmussen sighed. Because nothing says “confidence” like a sudden drop in demand. 💸

Bitcoin Still Set for $200,000 By 2026 🚀

“Lower prices are a gift and a curse,” Rasmussen said, as if that’s a real thing. “But we believe Bitcoin will end the year higher!” Sure, because nothing says “optimism” like a 50% drop. 🤯

He’s convinced institutions are finally “here,” but also “not deploying all their capital yet.” So it’s like a slow burn, but with more jargon. “Harvard is buying Bitcoin now!” he added, as if that’s proof of anything. 🎓

On macro stuff, he admitted Bitcoin now reacts to central bank decisions. “Who knew?” he said, while everyone else was busy screaming into the void. 🤡

And yes, he’s sticking to his $200K target for 2026. “It’s safe to say it won’t happen this year,” he said, “but 2026? Absolutely!” Because who doesn’t want to bet on a 2026 miracle? 🕊️

At press time, BTC was at $91,205. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 50% drop. 📉

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2025-11-21 08:18