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What to know: 🤔
- BNB decided to take a little nap, dropping to $933 after a brief flirtation with $974. 🛏️💤
- Meanwhile, BNB Chain is throwing a party with 82 million active addresses in October-new all-time high! 🎉 But who’s counting? Oh, right, DEX volumes at $120 billion. 🤑
- Can BNB stay above $930? Sure, why not? But breaking $975? That’s like asking me to finish a whole plate of gefilte fish. 🥴
So, BNB took a little dip, huh? Down to $933 after almost hitting $974. Big deal. Crypto markets are stressed? Join the club. I’m stressed every time I have to talk to my neighbor about his lawn gnomes. 🧙♂️🤦♂️
Price action in a $46 range? Thrilling. Volume spiked 71%? Cool. Then it cooled off. Just like my enthusiasm for this article. 😴
Johnny B. from BNBPad.ai says BNB’s holding strong. 82 million active addresses? Impressive. But let’s be real, I can’t even get 82 people to RSVP to my dinner parties. 🍽️👻
Broader market down 0.9%? Bitcoin struggling above $100k? Treasury cash rebuild? Falling bank reserves? Citi report? Nasdaq down 4.7%? S&P 500 dropping 2.7%? Sounds like a Monday for me. 😩
BNB staying above $930? Sure, it’s confident. Just like I’m confident I’ll never understand why people like pineapple on pizza. 🍍🤮
Break above $975? Good luck. But hey, if it happens, maybe I’ll finally buy that yacht I’ve been dreaming about. Or not. 🚤💭
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2025-11-07 19:00