Ethereum Goes Wild: Will the GENIUS Act Make Us All Crypto Millionaires? 💸🔥

As we tiptoe through the tulips of finance, Ethereum (ETH) was hanging out around $2,975, sipping on the remnants of a 17% weekly gain. Traders, like children at a candy store, are glued to the legislative proceedings of the US House, where the GENIUS Act is the hot topic of discussion. This bill, if it receives the holy nod, might just pivot regulations on stablecoins and rain riches on Ethereum’s doorstep.

Coinbase Surpasses Titans: Is the Crypto Madness Too Good to Be True? 🤔💸

Ah, but let us not be fooled by this celestial uprising that seems parabolic in nature; rather, it unfurls before us as a tapestry woven of transformed public sentiment. Once languishing beneath a paltry $60—a mere shadow of its current splendor, victim to the dark gremlins of dwindling volumes and the ever-tentacled regulatory conundrums—it appears Coinbase has undergone a resurrection akin to Lazarus. And what might this enchanting feat owe itself to? Why, the mighty Bitcoin, of course! 💰

You Won’t Believe What SharpLink Did with ETH—A Rollercoaster of Fortune! 🎢💰

On the fateful day of July 14, as the sun rose, casting its golden glow upon the unsuspecting crypto world, SharpLink decided it was time to add a mere 24,371 ETH to its already overflowing treasure chest, all for a risque average price of $2,695. According to a tome of data known as EmberCN, this little shopping spree totalled up to a staggering $73.2 million—yes, you read that right, enough to make a less-than-happy accountant faint! 💥

🐳 Whale Alert: 80,000 BTC on the Move! 🚨

As Bitcoin soars to dizzying new heights, reaching an all-time high (ATH) of $123,100, this whale has finally stirred, sending shockwaves through the market. Is it preparing to take a massive profit, or is something more sinister at play? 🤔

Larry David’s Take on SUI’s Wild Ride to $5

Sui’s impressive seven-day run continued on Monday as it grazed the $4 mark, while leapfrogging Chainlink

LINK
$15.87

24h volatility:
0.2%

Market cap:
$10.75 B

Vol. 24h:
$707.37 M

and Cardano

ADA
$0.74

24h volatility:
1.0%

Market cap:
$26.65 B

Vol. 24h:
$1.60 B

to become the thirteenth largest cryptocurrency by market capitalization. While Bitcoin’s

BTC
$120 047

24h volatility:
0.9%

Market cap:
$2.39 T

Vol. 24h:
$67.78 B

record-breaking rally to all-time high of $123,500 dominated newsreels, SUI has benefited from the resulting explosion in demand for DeFi services. 🚀