Canary Capital, ever the optimist, inches closer to launching its crypto ETFs for Litecoin and HBAR-despite the small issue of a government shutdown threatening to push everything back. But who’s counting days anyway?
This is not mere tinkering with a wallet; it is a blunt declaration that the firm intends to become a trading republic, a hall where you drift from private keys to make-believe markets. It will stitch itself to Polymarket to offer prediction markets, yet the scaffolding groans under the weight of such ambition. 🤨
The sector’s coffers have crested the billion-rouble hill and transfer volumes have doubled within the last moon, as if every clerk discovered a second stomach for transactions. 💼💸
Nowadays, all the cash seems to have a crush on BTC and ETH. Investors are hunting for stability, high liquidity, and a promise that their money won’t vanish in a puff of digital smoke. Smaller altcoins? They’re just chasing trends and daydreams. According to the experts, only about 55% of all cryptocurrencies are trading above their 200-day average, down from nearly 80% a few weeks back. Lesson here: money runs to where it feels safe – kind of like us humans avoiding quicksand.
Indeed, Bitcoin strides ahead, outpacing Ethereum and drawing the lion’s share of investor attention and capital, as if fate itself had a favorite.
The most thrilling bit? DOT decided to take a nosedive to $4.07, with volumes spiking to 3.16 million-rather more than the usual 2.31 million, old bean. That’s what I call a robust volume support, stiffer than Aunt Agatha’s upper lip. 💪
So, here we are, with Dogecoin making a quiet, cautious recovery after the wild ride it’s been on. Trading around $0.247 on October 8, 2025, DOGE is testing its support at $0.24. Tardigrade – yes, we know, it sounds like the name of a medieval knight – claims that this trendline support could be the bounce zone. For a moment, it even hit $0.2498, which made the crypto crowd collectively exhale. It’s like that moment when you think the dog might be getting off the furniture but then realizes it’s too comfy to leave.
The SUI price chart, my dear friends, is a masterpiece of patience. It’s been consolidating near $3.50, building a fortress of support stronger than the BFG’s castle. This “accumulation phase” (fancy talk for “people are buying”) hints at a breakout so big, it’ll make the Great Glass Elevator look like a kiddie ride. 🚀
This fund is like a superhero cape for early-stage founders in the glorious BNB Chain universe. They’re going to throw cash, infrastructure, and help at projects like they’re on a treasure hunt in Web3, AI, and biotech! Who knew making money could be this fun? 🎢
In this grand tragicomedy of economics, the US dollar-once the unassailable titan of global finance-now finds itself teetering on the edge of a precipice. 🌋 Its reserve status has plummeted to a 30-year low of 56.3%, a figure as laughable as a clown at a funeral. The Federal Reserve, in a move akin to rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, has slashed interest rates, while the government shutdown adds a touch of slapstick to this already absurd spectacle. 🤡