BitMine Immersion Technologies, a grand establishment previously known for its endeavors in Bitcoin mining, has taken it upon itself to secure its position as one of the foremost corporate guardians of Ethereum. This week, it has boldly acquired 102,259 ETH, raising its total holdings to an impressive 3.97 million ETH, purchased at an average price that would make one’s head spin-$3,074 per token!
Bitcoin (BTC) dropped to $86,980, down by nearly 9% from its highest point this month. Like, “Wow, I’m not even close to being done with this drama.” 📉 Similarly, Ethereum (ETH) token dropped to the critical support level at $3,000, much lower than last week’s high of $3,468. Because nothing says “I’m resilient” like a 13% dip. 🧠
This daring move has sent ripples through the crypto community, and who should pop up with a cheeky grin but Tom Lee, the chairman of BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), a man who’d probably trade his left eyebrow for an Ethereum rally. 🦄 According to Lee, this is bullish news for Ethereum, as JP Morgan has chosen the Ethereum blockchain for its shiny new toy. How’s that for a vote of confidence? 🎉
Previous crypto cycles were carnivals-Las Vegas with whitepapers. Bangkok’s glittering booths and APY promises now feel as distant as a forgotten lover. Buenos Aires offered no such illusions. The air smelled not of “disruption” and vaporware, but of strong coffee and stronger encryption. We’ve stopped building castles in the cloud; we’re laying bricks for a storm we know is coming. 🌧️
Партнерство, словно сошедшее с небес, было объявлено сразу после его триумфа в Million Dollar Marathon на Hustler Casino Live. За какие-то десять часов он заработал $1,35 млн, оставив конкурентов в состоянии легкой истерики. 🤑 А мы тут думаем: «Как же это – заработать столько, пока соседи пьют утренний кофе?»
One might ponder, what does this divide signify? A tale of two markets, where sentiment reigns supreme in equities, and calculated prudence in digital assets. How intriguing, and yet, how vexing, as 2026 looms like a poorly timed ball.
The grant, it seems, is meant to sustain a team of 25 souls, who, in their quiet way, have been instrumental in Curve’s journey since 2020. Yet, one cannot help but ponder: why must they rely on the whims of the community, like beggars at a feast? 🍷
The whole sideways shuffle was like watching paint dry, except more thrilling because it hinted at a perfect “buy now” moment. And who wouldn’t want to grab their chance with both hands when the market is acting indecisive? ⌛
“BTC’s bull cycles have undergone parabolic advances. The violation of previous parabolas have all declined <80%. The current parabolic advance has been violated.”
Oh, those wacky North Korean hackers! They’ve traded their missiles for malware and are now hosting fake Zoom and Teams meetings that would make even Dr. Evil blush. According to the cybersecurity geniuses at Security Alliance, these cyber shenanigans rely on social engineering-basically, tricking you into trusting them because, hey, it’s your “friend” on Telegram! 🤷♂️
