JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and Citigroup, according to the ever-watchful eye of S&P Global, are collectively holding a staggering $172.28 billion in unrealized losses on their HTM securities as of March 31st. That’s more than the GDP of some small countries, and it’s not exactly the kind of wealth you can flaunt at a cocktail party.
The Wall Street Journal, for instance, published a grand total of two Bitcoin articles. Two! That’s about as much coverage as you’d get for a new flavor of cat food. The Financial Times and The New York Times each managed to squeeze out 11 articles, which is more than the WSJ, but still, it’s like they’re playing a game of “how little can we say about Bitcoin and still call it coverage.”
However, beneath the polished veneer lies the wily mechanism of revenue generation. Uthmeier points a finger at Robinhood, noting how it wields a Payment-for-Order-Flow (PFOF) system that might charm the unsuspecting but ensnares them in the web of higher costs. It’s a delicate dance of deception, where the promise of low expenses crumbles under the weight of profit motives—oh, the irony! 💸
But wait, there’s more than just price action behind Injective’s meteoric rise. On Friday, Injective unveiled the Injective Council, a strategic body packed with bigwigs from Fortune 500 companies and top-tier Web2 organizations. This council is the *real* deal—a game-changer in their mission to shove the blockchain into the real world, whether you’re ready for it or not.
But fear not, dear reader, for Tether hath a plan most ingenious. The firm shall redirect its focus to the Lightning Network, and to newer blockchains that promise faster settlement and richer developer tooling. ‘Tis a brave new world, indeed! 🌐
According to reports, the user, who we can only assume had a sense of humor, “paid for a nicer smile” by selecting Shiba Inu in the app’s bill-pay feature. The identity of the patient and the clinic remain under wraps, but the move highlights a small yet growing group of businesses willing to accept meme coins for real-world services. After all, why stick to boring old dollars when you can use a coin named after a dog? 🐾
Best Wallet, a sprightly newcomer in the realm of Web3 wallets, finds itself at the heart of this well-timed spectacle, caught in the whirlwind of its native $BEST token presale. It seems fortune favors the bold—and perhaps the slightly irreverent! 💰😏
They’re all about making it easier for you to create apps without, you know, needing an IT degree. Apparently, that’s the dream — welcome to the future, where we all just nod and pretend that sounds fantastic. Just read the full Pi2Day blog if you want. Or don’t. Your call.
But hold your horses! That hopefulness is colliding head-on with a reality that must feel like trying to get a cat to take a bath. Dogecoin’s investment landscape in 2025 is a delightful mess: think of it as an awkward reunion of institutional investors and meme aficionados discussing the fine line between ‘real’ and ‘just a joke.’ 💸 This piece attempts to unpack why your traditional price calls might just be as reliable as a weather forecast in April.
According to the sages at CoinMarketCap, the last 24 hours have seen a flurry of activity, with over $3.44 billion worth of DOGE changing hands. This surge in volume is like a sudden downpour in a drought-stricken land, signaling a renewed confidence in the meme coin. 🌦️