Analysts, those wise old owls, say this is a “healthy pause” in the ongoing uptrend. The MACD also shows that the strong green bars representing bullish power are getting lighter, meaning buying strength is slowing. Even so, the weekly chart stays bullish, with bulls still in control. 🐂
For six months now, this Binance has been performing a little dance, a subtle shift in posture. Not a grand revolution, nothing so… *messy*. Just a quiet stitching together of alliances, a bit of political grease on the wheels, you understand. And the investors? Easily swayed, the lot of them. A few handshakes and promises of ‘compliance’ and suddenly, confidence is restored. As if yesterday’s rule-bending was merely a…misunderstanding.
Oh, great, Trump’s latest brainwave: Hypothetical checks from tariff booty to pump up crypto prices. Because nothing says ‘stimulating the economy’ like flooding the market with liquid nonsense and watching Bitcoin moonwalk to infinity and beyond. Analysts are just giddy! 💸🐂
The iShares Bitcoin Trust ETF (IBIT) pirouettes past the iShares Russell 1000 Growth ETF (IWF) and the iShares MSCI EAFE ETF (EFA) by a cheeky $25 million in yearly revenue, as BlackRock’s ETF bard, Eric Balchunas, serenaded on X yesterday. Oh, the irony of a fresh fad trumping ancient tomes!
So, there we have it. Two investment banks, both throwing darts at the same fintech company, Figure (FIGR), which is currently trying to expand its blockchain-based lending empire. It’s a bit like watching two old duffers trying to figure out which way the wind is blowing at the local cricket match.
As the good ol’ US dollar takes a nosedive, liquidity is flowin’ like a college kid at a frat party-straight into crypto. So, buckle up, buttercup! Here’s the lowdown on some crypto stocks that might not suck this week.
Bitcoin’s price hit a weekly high of $123,400, because why not? 🚀
Behold, Ondo Finance proclaims the conquest complete, seizing the fintech fortress of Oasis Pro. This grants the RWA sorcerers dominion over arcane American entities: a broker-dealer that juggles securities like a fool with fire, an Alternative Trading System (ATS) for shadowy secondary spells, and a transfer agent guarding ownership scrolls. Sarcasm drips like mercury-regulations at last! 😂
BeInCrypto, ever the harbinger of financial prophecy, has cast its gaze upon three altcoins teetering on the edge of glory. Will they reach their zenith, or shall they crumble like yesterday’s bread? Let us delve into this tragicomedy of numbers and greed.
Of course, just to make matters a bit juicier, Mike Novogratz’s Galaxy Digital decided to launch its own trading app. No big deal, right? Except that it came *right* after Robinhood’s app took a nap. Oh, sweet irony.
