The token jumped 17.8% to $2.22, with trading volumes hitting $1.42 billion – because nothing says “I’m a solid investment” like a number with a bunch of zeros. Market cap hit $3.69 billion, per CoinMarketCap, which is either impressive or just the GDP of a small country. 🏦
Meanwhile, the U.S. government, in its infinite wisdom, decided to shut itself down, because why not? Financial oversight? Pah! Who needs it when you can have chaos? The ETF approval process, already more convoluted than a Dostoevsky novel, now resembles a Kafkaesque nightmare.
According to their latest tea-I mean, announcement-MARA’s BTC reserves grew by 373 coins last month. And get this: they mined 736 BTC in September, worth $88.6 million. That’s a 4.4% increase from August, because apparently they’re not here to play games. 🎮💸
Of course, the XRP army is losing their minds. “Satoshi loved us first!” they cry, while Bitcoin maximalists roll their eyes so hard they’re practically doing yoga. 🤸♂️ One particularly enthusiastic soul, JackTheRippler ©, declared XRP “A DONE DEAL” in all caps, because nothing says credibility like excessive exclamation marks. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! indeed.
Crypto’s latest institutional flip involves rate cuts, regulatory shifts, and asset floodgates opening-because nothing says “stability” like turning everything into a token. Franklin Templeton, a financial giant with a spreadsheet for a soul, reflected on this chaos via its Franklin Templeton Digital Assets account. On Oct. 2, they tweeted: “September brought steady progress across the digital asset space, with notable developments in tokenization, regulatory developments, and mainstream market participation.” If by “progress” they mean “panic,” well done, Franklin. 🤷♂️
Tether, the clever engine behind the USDT stablecoin, is pairing with Antalpha to raise at least $200 million for a spanking new digital-asset treasury devoted to tokenised gold-Bloomberg cites sources familiar with the matter. A dash of drama, a pinch of destiny, and a ledger the size of a small country. 💼💎
Aave, the token of the top dog in decentralized finance (DeFi) lending, has been showing off its muscles. After a week of lows, it bounced up with the grace of a trampoline, smashing through resistance levels like a wrecking ball.
A new option is available for Pendle tUSDe users. PT-tUSDe (11.77% APY) can be used as collateral on @eulerfinance to borrow USDe. Pendle liquidity on Pendle is currently above $50M. // Loopers gotta loop_
Let us begin with a coin that has, rather unexpectedly, captured the market’s fleeting attention: SPX6900 (SPX).
Ah, the Samsung Wallet, that digital satchel! Now swollen with Coinbase balances, mingling with credit cards and loyalty tokens like a family gathering where uncles quarrel. No more darting between apps, they prattle-such unity! This builds upon prior pairings, where crypto was bought through Pay, as effortlessly as ordering tea in a dreary station.
