The ETP, dubbed Valour Floki (FLOKI) SEK, is issued by Valour, a subsidiary of DeFi Technologies, and is listed on Sweden’s Spotlight Stock Market. The product lets both regular folks and institutions track FLOKI’s price in Swedish kronor without needing to own the token outright. In other words, you can pretend to own Floki without getting your digital hands dirty. 💹🇸🇪
According to DeFiLlama, the total value of all stablecoins now sits at $301 billion. This is a 1.84% increase from last week and a 6.5% rise from the last 30 days.
Secretary Pornanong Budsaratragoon (yes, that’s a real name) declared war on crypto monotony. Bloomberg’s got the tea: ETFs for Ethereum and Solana are on the menu. And guess what? They’re “working hand-in-hand” with regulators to draft rules by 2026. Because nothing says “urgency” like a four-year timeline. 🕒
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According to CoinMarketCap, Bitcoin has experienced a nearly 10% increase this week. What’s driving the surge? Spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) are bringing in the big bucks, with a whopping $627 million over four days. Guess Bitcoin isn’t just a hobby for the cool kids anymore. 🤑
October, that most capricious of months, has historically treated Bitcoin to an average return of 29.23%, though one suspects the moon may have had a hand in it 🌕. Even September, that dreary overture, saw BTC rise 5.41%-a cruel tease before the main event.
Per CoinMarketCap, BNB’s currently trading at $1,097.47, which is just $13.47 shy of a new hat trick. The 24-hour volume? A tidy $4.21 billion-enough to buy every man, woman, and child in Topeka a new pet frog. And let’s not forget the 6.47% surge in one day; that’s the kind of momentum that makes a steamboat look like a snail.
Flat trading over the past week doesn’t inspire confidence, leaving only a sliver of hope between stability and yet another savage correction. Stay tuned!
SWIFT, that ancient behemoth, declares its foray into the realm of smart contracts and stablecoins. Yet, Garlinghouse, with a wink and a smirk, dismisses it as a mere “marketing play.” A prototype, he scoffs, while Ripple has been weaving its digital tapestry for years. “While SWIFT doth announce with great fanfare,” he proclaims, “we have built empires, my dear friends!” 🏰
In a move that would make even the Master and Margarita blush, Fitell Corporation has expanded its digital treasure chest by purchasing 216.8 million Pump.fun (PUMP) tokens for $1.5 million. The transaction, confirmed on Thursday, marks their first dalliance with PUMP and a grand entrance into the Solana masquerade. 🎭💰
