Yes, Garlinghouse, his schedule presumably lighter after years of droll litigation, confirmed (not with a trembling telegraph key, butâhow modern!âon X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, nĂŠe a bucket of vowels) that he will appear this Wednesday before the esteemed custodians of Americaâs economic fate. He gallops into the Senate limelight just as the House prepares to unleash âCrypto Weekââwhich, contrary to rumors, is not a discount buffet for blockchain enthusiasts, but something weightier for those who enjoy heavy pocket squares and heavier metaphors.