Solana’s Pump.Fun Flops as LetsBonk.Fun Takes the Lead! 💥🚀

In a shocking twist, Solana News revealed that Pump.fun has hit a new all-time low with just a 36% market share, while LetsBonk.fun’s market share has surged to 54%. Jup data also confirms this development. At press time, LetsBonk boasts a market share of 48.90%, with a 24-hour trading volume of $539 million. On the other hand, Pump boasts a market share of 39.80%, with a 24-hour trading volume of $438 million. 🤯

FARTCOIN in a Spot of Bother

According to OnchainLens, this whale fellow sold his FARTCOIN stash for 10,509 SOL, which is a cryptocurrency that’s almost as confusing as a plate of spaghetti 🍝. The average selling price was $1.07, which is a bit like the price of a decent cup of coffee – not too shabby, if you ask me.

Ripple CEO Dons Metaphorical Bowtie, Prepares to Serenade Senate in Crypto Opera

Yes, Garlinghouse, his schedule presumably lighter after years of droll litigation, confirmed (not with a trembling telegraph key, but—how modern!—on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, née a bucket of vowels) that he will appear this Wednesday before the esteemed custodians of America’s economic fate. He gallops into the Senate limelight just as the House prepares to unleash ‘Crypto Week’—which, contrary to rumors, is not a discount buffet for blockchain enthusiasts, but something weightier for those who enjoy heavy pocket squares and heavier metaphors.

Bitcoin’s Siren Song: A $4.2B Frenzy

But what of the timing, you ask? Ah, dear reader, it is no coincidence that this announcement comes on the heels of a $14B unrealized revenue windfall, courtesy of Bitcoin’s Fair Value Appreciation in Q2 2025. The gods of fortune are smiling upon Strategy, it seems 🙏.

TON’s Golden Visa Dream Shatters: Fees Soar 696% Amid UAE Backlash

The development arrives alongside a dramatic sixfold surge in Toncoin fees, up 696% this week according to Nansen. This has raised both eyebrows and trading volumes, hitting a total value locked (TVL) of $140 million, according to DefiLlama data. It seems the market is either genuinely excited or just riding the hype train. 🚂

Is HBAR Ready to Surge? A Potential Bullish Breakout in the Making!

As of July 8, Hedera (HBAR) was gallantly trading at $0.1525 – a small but significant step above this month’s dismal low of $0.1255. While that’s still a whopping 30% below the March high, we must remind ourselves that even bears need a little sunshine once in a while. And this is still very much within bear market territory, so don’t get too carried away just yet, darling. Bear hugs are still in effect. 🐻

Japan’s Bond Yields Surge: Is Your Bitcoin Feeling the Heat?

The yield on the Japanese 30-year government bond (JGB) has surged over 30 basis points (bps), topping the 3% mark for the first time since May 23, when it hit a high of 3.20%, according to data source TradingView. The 40-year yield has risen nearly 15 basis points to 3.36%.