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Israeli Channel 12 reports that a month-long ceasefire may be announced shortly, as White House envoys Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner work on a deal.

Woofswap, that bastion of decentralized application, has seen fit to confirm the existence of said Layer-3 explorer, yet it remains as elusive as a gentleman’s true intentions. Not a whisper of a mainnet launch date has escaped their lips, and this silence has not gone unnoticed by the ever-vigilant Shibizens. The Woofswap X account, in a recent missive, acknowledged the development but added, with a touch of irony, that no further details are forthcoming. One might wonder if they are guarding a secret or merely at a loss for words.

This spectacle suggests an ever-increasing concentration of supply on the selling side, courtesy of those mighty holders, all whilst the market remains as nervously sensitive as a debutante at her first ball. Indeed, the air is thick with anticipation as we await further developments in this unfolding drama.

At a rather thrilling conference in Washington, D.C., held on a particularly unremarkable Tuesday, our billionaire sage proclaimed his belief in blockchain while simultaneously waving a dismissive hand at the speculative frenzy surrounding, oh I don’t know, Bitcoin and its merry band of crypto misfits. “When you talk about blockchain, we are a big user, we’re the biggest,” he declared, likely while adjusting his monocle.

Revolut made a pre-tax profit of $2.3 billion in 2025, marking five years of continuous profitability.

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In a shocking twist of fate, a court in Thane granted bail to Sumit Gupta and Neeraj Khandelwal, the coin guys, saying-wait for it-no prima facie case had been made against them. I mean, come on! Are we really buying this?

Lo and behold, Delaware’s lawmakers, those gallant knights of the legislative realm, have embarked on a noble quest to illuminate the murky waters of digital asset regulation. With the fervor of a thousand caffeinated bureaucrats, they have introduced two bipartisan bills aimed at delivering clarity-if not sanity-to the chaotic dominion of digital currencies. These proposals, surely crafted amidst much deliberation and perhaps a few heavy sighs, would bestow upon state-chartered banks the hallowed role of custodians of these elusive entities known as digital assets.

Historically, Bitcoin’s price tended to follow the stock market, especially the S&P 500. If stocks went down, Bitcoin usually did too. However, that connection seems to be weakening now.

Not all stocks, you see, are created equal in this oily ballet. BeInCrypto’s analysts, those astute observers of financial folly, have identified three American darlings, each with a unique step in this volatile dance.