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But hold onto your hats, because things got positively rambunctious with some of the smaller coins. MYX Finance (MYX) apparently decided it wanted to be famous, and so did Zcash (ZEC) which, at $64.03, is having a bit of a jig. A very jittery jig, actually, with a whopping 14.6% swing in the last 24 hours. Poor Zcash! It just can’t make up its mind. Its market cap is a measly $1.04 Billion – practically pocket change! 🤏 And then there’s Pump.fun (PUMP)… the very name suggests something a bit dodgy, doesn’t it? Still, it caught everyone’s eye with a significant bump. Folks moved $99.23 Million of this mysterious PUMP around. One does wonder what they’re all pumping *into*… perhaps just hot air? 🤔

On-chain sleuths at Lookonchain claim this mysterious wallet-probably not MrBeast’s-dumped 320,587 USDT into ASTER tokens. For context, that’s like buying a small island and calling it an investment. The wallet then deposited 1 million USDT into Aster, only to vanish with a token haul and a $20.42 BNB balance. If I did that, my mom would call the police. But in crypto, it’s just “volatility.”

Now, October’s rollin’ in, and history says XRP tends to trip over its own shoelaces this month. Seven outta the last twelve Octobers? Red as a lobster in boiling water. But hey, 2025 might just be the year XRP flips the script-or at least tries to, bless its heart.

ASTER might test the $1.32 support level if the sell-off continues (drama queen!), or bounce back to $2.1 and $2.4 if the FOMO crowd returns (fingers crossed! 🤞).

Amidst the cacophony of Bitcoin miners pivoting to AI, Soluna has emerged like a moth drawn to a halogen bulb. 🔍 The argument? A microcap with a pipeline that could power a small nation (> 1 GW), building green data centers, and a $100 million credit facility for Project Kati – their renewable-powered magnum opus. But let us not indulge in speculative theatrics just yet. 🎭

A certain Bitcoin developer, who goes by the cryptic moniker “callebtc” (presumably because “Bob” was already taken), announced on Sunday with the glee of a man who’s just discovered free Wi-Fi: “Bitchat downloads spiking in Madagascar.” Accompanying this proclamation were screenshots of protest coverage, presumably to assure skeptics that this wasn’t just a case of mass thumb-slips on the App Store.

The soothsayers at CertiK, those vigilant guardians of the blockchain realm, did proclaim: “Lo, the attacker hath danced a merry jig, exploiting an arbitrary call in Hyperdrive’s router, and thus did drain the pools of their precious USDT0 and thBILL tokens!” A heist most audacious, executed with the finesse of a circus acrobat. 🤡

At the time of writing, the Hypurr NFTs have a current floor price of around 1,458 Hyperliquid (HYPE), or $68,700, according to OpenSea data. The market, ever polite and terribly loud at the same time, seems to be listening for the next disagreement between optimism and arithmetic. 🧾💸

Web3 infrastructure company Jump Crypto has proposed removing Solana’s fixed compute block limit to strengthen network performance and incentivize validators with suboptimal hardware to upgrade. 🚀

If we take a look at the daily chart, it’s the same old sad song: lower highs, lower lows. So, yeah, not a great look. Buyers tried to defend the $21.00 mark like it was the last slice of pizza, but each time, they were swiftly met with the cold slap of selling pressure. If Chainlink closes below $20.50, it’s probably heading toward $20.00-pretty much a free fall, right? But hey, if the $20.50-$20.70 range holds strong, maybe-just maybe-a rebound toward $21.40 could happen, like an optimistic comeback tour.