The whispers now concern altcoins – XRP, Dogecoin (DOGE, a coin named after a canine, naturally đ), Solana (SOL), Cardano (ADA), and Hedera (HBAR). Such names! One half expects a troupe of wandering minstrels to begin composing ballads in their honor. Oh, the dignity!
Ethereum, which was at the forefront of gains this summer, briefly plunged below $4,000 earlier today (September 25) amid an ongoing red wave passing through the entire crypto market. It later surpassed the psychological level but remains 12% down on a weekly scale. A performance so lackluster it could make a doorknob weep.
Oh, what a spectacle! The crypto world held its breath as the XRP community, a motley crew of dreamers and desperados, flooded Seoul like a tidal wave of digital serpents. Despite the marketâs capriciousness, these intrepid souls gathered to dance on the edge of chaos, whispering promises of tokenized utopia. đŞď¸đŽ
In the latest episode of Life, Money, and Slightly Taxing Fads, the Senate Finance Committee has scheduled its next dramatic installment about digital assets. On Oct. 1, 2025, at 10 a.m. ET, the hearing-titled âExamining the Taxation of Digital Assetsâ-will be led by Chairman Mike Crapo (R-Idaho). Think of it as a brunch where the … Read more
According to the astute observations of GigaEmmanuel Sei and his fellow connoisseurs of charts, the asset has fashioned not one, but two rounded troughs-a double-bottom, if you will. How very fashionable! This, coupled with its repeated attempts to challenge the trendline, suggests a reversal as inevitable as a gossip spreading through the drawing room. đâ¨
The Buckeye State, ever the trend-chaser, now wades into the murky waters of blockchain, where promises of innovation clash with the cold, unyielding rocks of practicality. The vendor approval, a mere parchment, has been hailed as progress, though skeptics might argue itâs closer to a lottery ticket. Yet, the stage is set, and Ohioâs leaders, with their âbold action,â have joined the circus of modern governance, where elephants in rooms are ignored and dragons are called âregulatory challenges.â
This one-word marvel-“gm”-was the first sign of life from Bankman-Friedâs X account in months. It showed up out of nowhere late Tuesday. And letâs just say, it had the effect of a firecracker in a quiet town. The account had been as quiet as a mouse since 2023, so you could say folks were a bit… startled? To top it off, this wasnât just any ordinary post. This came from a guy whoâd just been convicted of multiple fraud and conspiracy charges. And yet, here he is, sending a cheerful greeting to his followers. Talk about strange vibes. đŹ
Crypto analyst Merlijn The Trader (yes, thatâs his name) says Bitcoinâs chart is basically a rerun of your favorite sitcom. đż First, it did a rounding bottom (2015-2017), then an Adam & Eve pattern (2018-2020), and now itâs back with the cup-and-handle (2021-2024). Spoiler alert: every time, the price went *boom*. đĽ
The price opened near $2.90 per XRP, making repeated attempts to scale the $3 summit, only to be swiftly thwarted by sellers, those ever-watchful market sentinels. The action cooled into a confined space between $2.83 and $2.87, as if the market itself were too weary for another dance. The daily relative strength index (RSI) oscillator lingered in the low-40s-perhaps the sellers were losing their edge, but the bulls were not yet being handed the reins.
Lo! In the hushed corners of the financial realm, where numbers dance like specters and algorithms whisper secrets, Centrifuge has conjured a marvel: a tokenized S&P 500 index fund, draped in the digital gowns of Coinbase’s Base network. One might call it the “holy grail” of Wall Street and Web3-though the grail now accepts ETH tips.