Whales, you see, are not known for dabbling in presales. They prefer the liquid embrace of $BTC and $ETH, where they can flee at the first sign of trouble. But lo! When these giants dive into a presale, it is not mere folly-it is conviction, a belief that the upside is as irresistible as a freshly baked croissant. 🥐
Mark my words, folks, stablecoin startup Bastion has struck gold-$14.6 million worth, to be precise. According to Fortune, Coinbase Ventures led the charge, with Sony and Samsung throwin’ their hats (and cash) into the ring. Andreessen Horowitz’s crypto crew and Hashed tagged along for the ride. 🤝
The hourly chart? Oh, it’s got a double bottom near $111,115-because nothing says “optimism” like a chart pattern that sounds like a fast-food combo meal. 🍔 Volume’s spiking on the green candles, which is nice, I guess. But let’s not throw a parade yet. Resistance at $113,500 is still the bouncer at the club, and Bitcoin’s not on the list. 🚫🎟️
The lamentation arrives as the grand Ethereum (ETH), once the shining crown jewel, slumps below the ignominious $4,200 mark – a figure likely to induce fainting spells in anyone who remembers the heady days of 2021.
Despite the market’s recent nosedive, Shiba Inu still has a hefty $7 billion market cap, keeping it a safe distance from its challengers. But, and here’s the kicker, meme coins have the magical ability to surge faster than you can say “To the moon!” So, while Shiba’s lead may seem comfy, PEPE and MemeCore are like the underdogs in a sports movie – you know they’re coming for the win.
In a manner most astonishing, Mr. Tom Lee, who presides over BitMine and is esteemed as a co-founder of the fashionable Fundstrat, has declared that Ethereum is to be nothing short of a “truly neutral chain.” Naturally, this neutrality is destined to win the affections of Wall Street and even the venerable White House, the … Read more
Verily, the tweet, though naught but a greeting, stirred the cauldron of emotions, evoking nostalgia for bygone days and outrage at the very mention of his name. Even from the confines of a cell, the architect of FTX’s ruin, that tragic hero of the blockchain, still commands the attention of the masses. 🕊️
The air was thick with the odor of caution on Tuesday, Sept. 23, as the crypto markets continued their lamentable descent. Both bitcoin and ether ETFs extended their losing streaks, with investors fleeing like debutantes from a scandal. Despite the bustling trading volumes, the appetite for inflows was as absent as good taste at a nouveau riche soiree. 🎭🚫
Right now, SEI’s price is hovering just below $0.30 like it’s waiting for someone to give it a little push-but nope, rejection city. The short-term vibe? Let’s just say it’s like trying to convince your parents that cryptocurrency is “totally a thing.” The supply overhang is heavy, traders are eyeing their wallets nervously, and momentum’s got the hiccups.
Ripple’s RLUSD, the stablecoin that somehow still exists, has slithered its way into BlackRock and VanEck’s tokenized funds. Investors can now redeem shares for RLUSD-because who wouldn’t trade Wall Street’s paper promises for crypto’s paper promises? 📜