
Hailey, in a post that could make even the most stoic investor giggle, suggested that if the stars align and the tea leaves are read correctly, Dogecoin could soar to $0.28, $0.5, $1, and finally, the grand $2. By 2029, no less! Just in time for the next bull run to reach its peak, or so the crystal ball says. Meanwhile, the equally enthusiastic CW has declared that the bull rally is already here, pointing to a green candle that’s supposedly the harbinger of good fortune. A green candle, mind you, at the bottom of a rising channel. How quaint!