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During the segment aired on January 28, amidst discussions of the Senate Agriculture Committee’s deliberations on the structure of the crypto market, the ticker managed to show Bitcoin at $89,532-a figure reflecting a modest dip of 0.39%. Ethereum, too, was revealed to be trading at $2,996, nursing a slight weekly decline. Yet, when the camera panned to XRP, viewers were greeted with the bewildering graphic proclaiming “$126.01, -3.8% (7D),” a level that, according to astute observers, represented an astronomically inflated 6,532% increase from its actual price at the time.

Binance’s very own Mr. Changpeng “CZ” Zhao has taken a giant swipe at those pesky inventors and investors who love to poke and prod at industry leaders just for a bit of fun-or perhaps for a dash of chaos. According to CZ, Vitalik’s social media silence isn’t just quiet; it’s “a net negative” for Ethereum, as if the Ethereum community’s whimpering could actually cause a real problem!

XRP, poor soul, could not hold its ground above $1.90. Like a character in The Master and Margarita, it plummeted, breaking through $1.850 and $1.8250, entering a zone of despair. Even $1.750 could not halt its fall, and a low of $1.710 was reached, a pitiful nadir. Now it consolidates, a brief respite before the next act.

As evening fell, our dear Bitcoin continued its descent, like a hero in a tragic play, falling to $81,000 before feebly springing back to a paltry $82,000.

The downturn unfolded on the same day the Senate Agriculture Committee attempted to put a constitutional bandage on the paradoxical beast of digital assets. The CLARITY Act-whose name is weirder than the plot of a Hitchhiker’s Guide episode-was savoured by hopefuls, only to be dismissed by the market as a brief digestive upset that didn’t justify breakfast at the bar.

Cardano’s chart looks like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. ADA’s bounced off the $0.33-$0.34 region like a rubber chicken, but that pesky downtrend line keeps slapping it back down. The $0.38-$0.40 zone? That’s the Holy Grail-or the electric fence, depending on who you ask. Mr. CryptoCeek says if ADA can’t reclaim it, we’re headed for a dive toward $0.32, or worse, the abyss of $0.30. Yikes!

StableChain, backed by Bitfinex (yes, the same one that’s as stable as a one-legged stool on a windy day), is apparently the darling of the moment. With Tether’s liquidity layer and PayPal’s blessing, the USAT announcement sent STABLE soaring faster than a broomstick with a rocket strapped to it. Trading volume? Up 250%! Truly, a spectacle worthy of a Discworld carnival.

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“February is going to be a very crazy month,” Hoskinson mused, probably while sipping a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. “Details? Can’t share. But it’ll be fun.” Fun? Like a Vogon poetry reading? Or fun like finding a towel in a wreck of a spaceship? Only time will tell.