Ripple’s RLUSD, the stablecoin that somehow still exists, has slithered its way into BlackRock and VanEck’s tokenized funds. Investors can now redeem shares for RLUSD-because who wouldn’t trade Wall Street’s paper promises for crypto’s paper promises? 📜
The report suggests that long-term holders in this cycle, much like those who hoard a peculiar collection of old cowboy boots, have realized more profits than ever before (except for once) and sent woeful sell-side signals along with dwindling capital inflows.
The token swung between $0.8124 and $1.21 in 24 hours-because consistency is overrated. Market cap? A cool $322 million, or roughly the cost of one decently sized yacht. Will FTT soar or collapse? Who knows! But let’s pretend we do, shall we? Join me in this delightful exercise in futility.
The pact, inked with the pomp of a silver screen premiere, aims to make stablecoins more popular than the latest K-pop sensation, usher in a cornucopia of DeFi delights and bolster the teetering confidence of global investors. Can’t say I don’t admire the ambition! 😎
Investors, with the audacity of a poet who finds beauty in a puddle, have transformed this abyss into an opportunity. They sip their lattes, chuckle at the chaos, and whisper, “Ah, the perfect entry point!” as if the market were a chessboard and they, the smug victors.
Oh, but wait-there’s always someone bigger, brighter, and sillier in the crypto carnival. Enter Bitmine Immersion Technologies (BMNR), claiming the title with over 2.4 million ETH-roughly 2% of the circulating supply, or enough to make the most hardened financier sweat. FG Nexus, ever the ambitious underdog, is shooting for a mere 10% stake-because why aim for the moon when you can settle for the entire galaxy? Just last week, they added 285 ETH, eyeing Ethereum’s $4,200 market price like a cat eyeing a laser pointer. 🐱✨
Oh, what a jolly jape! Bitcoin’s foray into the wild woods has turned bearish, as the sly bears tiptoe ahead below -0.4, chuckling at the traders’ hopes. The EMA trends droop like a sad duck, and the price nestles at the bottom of the 21-day slide. But hold onto your hats! If Bitcoin can cling to the $109.5K support like a being clinging to a candy apple, it might just bounce back up to a daring $117.7K. Stay glued, folks – this could be a rebound or just a fancy jig to the downside!
Helius Medical Technologies (NASDAQ: HSDT) has taken its first major step into digital assets, announcing the purchase of 760,190 SOL tokens. The purchase done at an average cost of $231 per token is part of the company’s newly launched solana-focused treasury strategy. 💸
