Jed Finn, Morgan Stanley’s head of wealth management, told Bloomberg this is just phase one of their crypto master plan, which will eventually include a full wallet solution. Because nothing says “innovation” like catching up to 2015. 🌟
In a plot twist no one saw coming, Nasdaq-listed Fold (FLD) has teamed up with Stripe and Visa (V) to roll out its first-ever bitcoin-only rewards credit card. This is what happens when the old world of shopping meets the future. 🛍️💸
In layman’s terms, if you hold shares in either BUILD or VBILL, you can now swap them for Ripple’s shiny new stablecoin, RLUSD. Yes, really, you can finally turn your tokenized short-term treasury funds into something that doesn’t just “sit there looking pretty.”
Read on to uncover how these “standards” (they love that word) are supposed to revolutionize the finance world. Spoiler: they’re doing it in a very… organized way.
The National Bank of Kazakhstan, that paragon of fiscal sanity, has embarked on a pilot for Evo (KZTE), a stablecoin that claims to be tethered to the tenge. 🧵 Yet, one wonders if this is a mere illusion, a gilded cage for the unsuspecting. Issued by Intebix and Eurasian Bank, built on Solana-a blockchain that promises speed, but perhaps not wisdom. Mastercard, ever the enabler, lends its name to this grand experiment, as if global payments could ever be trusted. 💸 The Digital Assets Regulatory Sandbox, a euphemism for a playground of chaos, aims to merge traditional finance with crypto, a union as likely to succeed as a snowball in hell. 🧠 The future of finance? More like the future of confusion. 🚨
By Shayan
Apparently, Bitcoin’s mood swings have mellowed. Deutsche Bank noticed that Bitcoin’s 30-day price tantrums hit historic lows in August 2025, even as it strutted past a cool $123,500. That’s right-less rollercoaster, more slow dance.
Our ambitious friends haven’t stopped there! Aiming for a lofty 5%, they dream of 6 million ETH-because who doesn’t love a good aspiration when financiers are involved? Perhaps a touch of hubris, but one must keep the champagne flowing, even if it’s just on paper.
Yet! Hold your breath not, for the wise elders remind us-this listing is but a tantalizing mirage, no blessing from the all-seeing, ever-mysterious U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission has been granted. They sit cloaked in judgment, reviewing with the grave deliberation of a monk counting prayers in the dead of night.
Meanwhile, the big-shot altcoins mostly sat around licking their wounds after Monday’s fiasco, except for one wild card: AVAX. That little firecracker shot up by more than 12%, like it had guzzled three cups of strong coffee and decided it was time to dance.