Darkfost, the crypto oracle with a 50% accuracy rate, says STHs are throwing BTC into exchanges like it’s hot garbage. 28,600 BTC sold at a loss? That’s just the latest chapter in the “I thought this was a get-rich-quick scheme” saga. Short-term holders are panicking like they bought Bitcoin after a TikTok endorsement. Congrats, you’re now part of the “I should’ve listened to my mom” club.
The Binance coin (BNB), which happily resides on the grand roller coaster of market trends, has shown a surprising tendency to go upward – after a period of pretending to be a professional hiker stuck at base camp. Apparently, the market has decided that staying stagnant is overrated, and now BNB is on a determined ascent, as if it just remembered it forgot to be bullish. 🚀📈
An ‘oversold RSI’, whatever that outlandish phrase implies, and the enthusiastic dabblings of the retail investor. These, we’re told, might coax the price towards a lofty $105. Though frankly, one wouldn’t place a bet on it. 🧐
Yes, dear reader, amidst the cloud of buzzwords and blockchain hoopla, RLUSD has climbed like a caffeinated mountain goat, now proudly seated among the top ten dollar-pegged superstars. Its value, shimmering at exactly $1.00 – because hey, even stablecoins have a sense of humor – totals over a billion bucks, enough to make Wall Street’s hedge funds seriously reconsider their career choices.
When the ZK token first emerged from the ether in the balmy days of mid-2024, its purpose was as singular as a one-legged stool: to govern. Token holders, those noble souls, could vote on proposals with all the fervor of a chicken pecking at grains, yet they held no direct claim on the network’s bustling activity. A model, you see, as common as a goose in a gander, designed to maintain neutrality while the architecture matured, like a fine cheese left to grow mold in the dark. 🧀🗳️
“A dip below 100k seems inevitable,” said Standard Chartered Bank’s Geoffrey Kendrick, who must have felt like a prophet in a world of fools. “It may be the last time Bitcoin is EVER below 100k.” Kendrick, a man of profound wisdom, was proven right on Tuesday, as bitcoin fell 6% to $99.9K before recovering, like a drunkard regaining balance. 🤕
$300B down in one day. Bitcoin’s at $99,954, basically a psychological barrier it’s determined to ignore.
Published on his Telegram sanctum, “Investigations by ZachXBT,” a realm with 84.7k subscribers, the list-nay, the manifesto-cites Nigeria, India, Canada, the UK, and Russia. A curious bouquet of nations, each more labyrinthine than the last. “The UK is a third-world country,” quipped a devotee, “and Canada, too. A truth so glaring, it’s almost poetic.”
Over the past hour, XRP’s futures market has experienced a surge so sudden, it could only be explained by a cosmic alignment-or a particularly enthusiastic trader with a penchant for chaos. Open interest skyrocketed by 3.88%, as if the market collectively decided to ignore the last 24 hours. 🚀
