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Previously, these same analysts had deigned to award USDT a “4,” a rating that whispered of “constrained” ability to cling to the dollar like a barnacle to a ship. But oh, how the mighty have fallen! The new rating of “5” plunges it into the abyss of “weak,” a word that drips with the sarcasm of a Russian novelist observing the follies of mankind. In their November 26 report, the analysts, with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, cited Tether’s increasing dalliance with “high-risk assets”-Bitcoin, gold, secured loans, corporate bonds, and “other investments”-as the raison d’être for this downgrade. 🤑💔

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But, bless my soul, it appears this fad, these “DATs” – Digital Asset Treasuries, they call ’em – ain’t holdin’ water so well anymore. Why, you’d think folks lost their minds watchin’ stock values tumble like a house of cards!

The long-anticipated Dogecoin ETF has stumbled out of the gate, its early performance resembling the energy of a soggy toast rather than a sizzling debut. The sole contender in this lackluster race, Grayscale’s Dogecoin ETF (GDOG), hasn’t exactly set Wall Street alight. Despite Grayscale’s impressive track record with Bitcoin and Ethereum funds, it seems that when it comes to DOGE, the magic just isn’t there-at least not yet.

Picture this: November 26, 2025. The 3-day XRP/USDT chart on TradingView looks like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. XRP takes a dive towards $1.97, hits the bottom of a descending channel, and then-boing-rebounds like a space hopper on a trampoline. Next thing you know, it’s back up to $2.20. 🎢

Analysts, those brave souls who stare into charts all day, are whispering sweet nothings about a potential shift. Technical patterns are whispering “Upside, baby,” but remember, they’re as reliable as your uncle’s weather forecast.

Bitwise is charging a modest 0.34% management fee, but don’t worry-they’re waiving fees for the first month on the initial $500 million in assets. Because nothing says “we love you” like a temporary discount. 🎁

Clifton Fx (@clifton_ideas) dropped this delightful little nugget in his most recent DOGE/USDT update, dated November 25, 2025. He shared a 12-hour chart from Binance that stretches all the way back to late July. So, brace yourselves, we are now deep into technical analysis territory.

Despite the crypto market’s recent tantrums and sulks, ZEC has been the belle of the ball, rallying with a grace that would make even the most seasoned investor blush. 🌹📈

Kevin Hassett moving up to the front of the line as President Trump’s chosen one for the next Fed chair isn’t just a political shuffle-it’s a clear sign that the game is changing. 🏛️